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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes When You Mulch"

Original Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dan Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes When You Mulch"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

(so far, this isn't a poo song, but I don't promise, considering the song)(lye = a form of soap)
You've asked me if I like poo,
And I choke while I deny.
I'd rather dirt used sparingly
Than proceed to dump cow pie.
But who am I to judge you,
If what you use is poo?
Just stay outside, I don't want to smell the real you.

And sometimes when you mulch
The smell gets way too much
And I want to hold my nose and hide.
Don't wanna hold you, I might die,
At the least break down my eyes.
Don't wanna touch you 'til you take a bath outside.

The stench has made me wait edgily,
To see if you're bait or prize.
Do you show immaturity,
Render scent without lye?

I'm just another writer,
And have to tell the truth.
As they chant "hack writer",
I'm strapped within it's use.

And sometimes when you mulch
The smell gets way too much
And I want to hold my nose and hide.
Don't wanna hold you, I might die,
At the least bust out my eyes.
Don't wanna touch you 'til you take a bath outside.

At times I will forsake you,
Lock door and hide the keys.
But then I know you'd get through,
By melting all those keys.

Sometimes I see what you grew,
And I see how hard you've tried.
I've seen roses command you,
I've watched those roses die.

I think that I'm a sniffer,
Until then we're just friends.
Just wash until you're better,
Do not make my nose flare again.

And sometimes when you mulch
The smell is way too much
And I want to close my door and hide.
Don't wanna hold you, I might die,
At the least water from my eyes.
Don't wanna touch you 'til you take a bath outsiiiiiide. (fade)

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John Barry - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title, and some nice wordplay.
alvin rhodes - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate the OS very much so i'm pleased with your mutation of it ...especially liked the part about eyes busting
TJC - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Doesn't get mulch better than this!
Yoidy - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it very mulch. And I'm glad you had the courage to say that you're a sniffer. That takes guts.
Adagio - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John, alvin, TJC and Yoidy!

Yoidy, not that kind of sniffer.
Adagio - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Guess I made a boo-boo. 'Sniffer' in this case is someone who can smell the faintest of smells......that's me.
2Eagle - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody of one of the stupidest songs. It does conger up thoughts of poo, but when I hear it I think of a soap opera where a stupid song is played whenever the steamy love scene comes on.
Adagio - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Lol, 2Eagle!! And thanks.
PMS - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Great compost-ition
Adagio - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS!
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
not sure how to interpret "Sometimes I see what you grew" but I agree it woiuldn't be much use to him if he stank of mulch, Pat - lol - 555
Kristof Robertson - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Eye-wateringly interesting, Pat...555
Adagio - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu and Kristof!!
Johnny D - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
555, mmmm, aromatically hilarious!
Adagio - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!
Red Ant - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This song deserves all the "ripe" parodies it gets. Although I didn't karaoke this, I (sadly) know how well the paces. 555.
Adagio - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack! "Deserves all the 'ripe' parodies it gets." Be interesting to hear your version.

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