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Song Parodies -> "Frayed Nerves"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Custer"

Original Performer:

Larry Verne

Parody Song Title:

"Frayed Nerves"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Living with a family....\o/ :D
(t.v. blasting throughout)
(children yelling)

(That famed day in my family, the t.v. was blasting and the kids were running)
(From the corner a voice was heard)
(Brave young Mom queried loudly - to be heard above the din)
What am I doin' here??

Please all you kiddies, you should all shut up
Hey, put all my stuff down, and my coffee cup
Had a nightmare 'bout you all and the doggone fights
Somebody attacked
And there I stood with a rugrat on my back.

Please give us custard banana pops, Yo? (I said no!)..awww

SPOKEN: Look under the tables in here.
I hear giggling and there's a kid under every one.
Hey Mr. Spouse, you mind if I go to the mall for the rest of the day?
HEY, DON'T THROW THAT MUSTARD!!(ouch..that was my toe)
Hehe, you were a little late on that one, Mom.
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

(They're sure contradictory, I'll burn up all my calories, they explode on)
(Now I'll kick your rear, you little turd)
(Then one wee voice was a mumbling words and not too clear)
Please no, you spank my rear

Clean up that jelly, you spilled on the floor.
While you are at it, get the stains off the door.
There's a kid just a-waitin' in here, just fixin' my nerves I fear.
A mommy I have been called cuz I've given birth to them all

SPOKEN: I wonder who spilled that coke on the sofa?
Let's see---Johnny? Johnny, That's the one!
JOHNNY! HEY JOHNNY, GET OVER HERE! (sound of whining and crying)
Nope, it ain't him.
Look at all them kids
Wonder if they're all mine? - heh heh heh
I shouldn't joke about that!
(sound of rocks flying by)
(sound of bottles flying by)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Guy DiRito - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one Pat. I remember this song from way back when. Love it when people jar my memory like this. Custer had nothing on this group. Hope your life isn't really this hectic, but somehow I get the feeling that you write from experience.
Pat - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
It is experience, Guy! So far I've gotten 3 parodies out of my family, with more material to come. Thanks for helping me write this.
Diva - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
WOW , you told a very good story. Very ,Very Good Pat ! I gave you 5,5,5 !
Pat - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild Man - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Pat, I think your rasing my kids, good job!
Storm the Albatross - March 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Walk down front steps don't see the Rollerblade BAM BAM CRASH

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