-> "Frayed Nerves"
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(t.v. blasting throughout)
(That famed day in my family, the t.v. was blasting and the kids were running)
(From the corner a voice was heard)
(Brave young Mom queried loudly - to be heard above the din)
What am I doin' here??
Please all you kiddies, you should all shut up
Hey, put all my stuff down, and my coffee cup
Had a nightmare 'bout you all and the doggone fights
And there I stood with a rugrat on my back.
Please give us custard banana pops, Yo? (I said no!)..awww
SPOKEN: Look under the tables in here.
I hear giggling and there's a kid under every one.
Hey Mr. Spouse, you mind if I go to the mall for the rest of the day?
HEY, DON'T THROW THAT MUSTARD!!(ouch..that was my toe)
Hehe, you were a little late on that one, Mom.
Hooh, I bet that smarts!
(They're sure contradictory, I'll burn up all my calories, they explode on)
(Now I'll kick your rear, you little turd)
(Then one wee voice was a mumbling words and not too clear)
Please no, you spank my rear
Clean up that jelly, you spilled on the floor.
While you are at it, get the stains off the door.
There's a kid just a-waitin' in here, just fixin' my nerves I fear.
A mommy I have been called cuz I've given birth to them all
SPOKEN: I wonder who spilled that coke on the sofa?
Let's see---Johnny? Johnny, That's the one!
JOHNNY! HEY JOHNNY, GET OVER HERE! (sound of whining and crying)
Nope, it ain't him.
Look at all them kids
Wonder if they're all mine? - heh heh heh
I shouldn't joke about that!
(sound of rocks flying by)
(sound of bottles flying by)
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