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Song Parodies -> "Sinusitis"

Original Song Title:

"Poison Ivy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Sinusitis"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

midi...http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_pq.htm
It comes on through the nose, feels like you should blow
Don't you blow too much
There's all that goo but you better not touch.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tus, Sinus-i-i-i-i-tus
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

Snotty makes you crazy but the pain makes your head hazy
Pain will do you in
If you look down and look up again.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tis, sinus-i-i-i-i-tis
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

Fungi makes you grumpy
Perfumes will make you jumpy.
Ain't no vax. agin' it much as I wish
Seems like a cold to fool ya
No stooping it will kill ya
There's a bevy of complaints I can pitch.

You're gonna have a notion to get some med. potion
Your face it will be frown-ed
The minute you look at the ground.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tis, sinus-i-i-i-i-tis
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

perfumes will make you grumpy
Air will make you jumpy.
The sinus block will make you come unhitched.
Seems like a cold to fool ya
No stooping it will kill ya
Raising your head real quick will make you sick!!

You're gonna have a notion to get some med. potion
Your face it will be frown-ed
The minute you look at the ground.

Sinus-i-i-i-i-tis, sinus-i-i-i-i-tis
It's a blight while I'm sleepin' sinusitis comes a creepin'
Unbou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd.

Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt
Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt
Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt
Head hurt, head hurt, head hurt

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great minds think alike, Adagio. This goes nicely with my Septum song.
Johnny D - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
My wife gets sinus headaches sometimes ... takes a combination of sudafed and tylenol, seems to mitigate it somewhat. Here's 555 mg of miracle-cure for you, Pat! Good job.
Adagio - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Johnny!
alvin rhodes - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
between you and john, its a bit hard to breathe in here today..this is some funny stuff...love the original too
Adagio - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin!
Guy - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I nose good parody when I see it. Well done Pat.
Paul Robinson - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, sounds like you knose what you is talking about here. 5-5-5 - Nice job.
Adagio - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy and Paul.
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nahhhh... it was good, but not great... this is what I get for sticking my nose in his business.

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