Song Parodies -> Enos/Anus
| Original Song Title: | "Venus" |
| Original Performer: | Shocking Blue |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enos/Anus" |
| Parody Written by: | Adagio |
Enos is pronounced Ey-nos in some states. :D
A guy here on the mountain top,
Who had an unfortunate name.
He was known as Enos he was
But Anus was his fame.
They got it, yeah accents they got it.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
He could have gone with his disguise,
Changing his name was a plan.
Stupid to his plight he was,
Instead he was quite glad.
They got it, yeah accents they got it.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
Who had an unfortunate name.
He was known as Enos he was
But Anus was his fame.
They got it, yeah accents they got it.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
He could have gone with his disguise,
Changing his name was a plan.
Stupid to his plight he was,
Instead he was quite glad.
They got it, yeah accents they got it.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
Couldn't say Enos, stuck with Anus as his dire.
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I guess anyone with a name like Enos is just asking for it anyway. Call him Enos or Anus, I still call this five.
Adagio, was thinking this was a different, much older song called "Venus" - have to DKTOS here.
Thanks Guy...thanks for reading, Paul.
Poor bastard must've been the butt of many a joke. 5's
Hehe...guess he didn't care...he was stooopid. Thanks, Johnny.
"Can't say Enos", not "Couldn't say Enos"....And "anus" should have ryhmed with the word at the end of the line. But I can't say this wasn't funny. 445
So, (heh,heh), you're Enos (heh, heh), as in Uranus? Sorry, didn't mean to make fun of you're anus. Good work, Adagio. Hey, I heard something about you on the messageboards...
Thanks , ag!
I'm not Enos. What did you hear? huh,huh,huh?
I'm not Enos. What did you hear? huh,huh,huh?
Oh...I saw.....:)
Good one Pat! Butt now I am wondering which states pronounce it that way....;-)
Paul - never heard of this song? You must have spent the spring of 1970 in a cave! :-O
Paul - never heard of this song? You must have spent the spring of 1970 in a cave! :-O
Hehehe...you said "anus" ;-D
Merry and Rice, thanks!
Mer...usually southern states
Rice Cube, yea I said 'anus'. This site is getting to me!! :D
Mer...usually southern states
Rice Cube, yea I said 'anus'. This site is getting to me!! :D
and i thought my name was bad.......5s
Thanks, alvin (alvin's not a bad name).
Great job Adagio aka Pat! 555!
Thanks Jack.
Fabulous work, Adagio!! You're making us little clever shorties look good!!
Mer - Who told you about the Cave? That's supposed to be a secret. Actually I did spent a number of years studiously avoiding popular culture.
Thanks, Arwen...it is our duty, right?
Dagnabit, Paul...listen to a midi..it's short. :D Like us!
Dagnabit, Paul...listen to a midi..it's short. :D Like us!
Hey Paul - that Cave wouldn't be in the Socal desert would it? I think I've been there... ;-)
Adagio, I suspected they were Dixonish as opposed to Masonish... ;-D
Adagio, I suspected they were Dixonish as opposed to Masonish... ;-D
Yes...as we have been bestowed the great honor of being extremely cute, exceptionally witty, occasionally clumsy, and predominantly short...it really is our duty and pleasure to represent this...our master race...with dignity. You Go, Missy!
Mer...maybe one for each side?
(ABC) Mason Enos Dixon - has a nice ring to it! ;-)
Hehe...or Mason Anus Dixon, Mer.
(ABC) Adadio - OK, I'm going to have to find the midi and listen to it. Mer - missed you March remark about the "Cave"/Socal Desert...it MIGHT have been the same cave...
(ABC) See above!
Thanks Johnny...Paul...http://www.docmelster.com/page3a.html
(ABC) My comment of above still stands.
(ABC)Adagio - Of course I know this song! What is wrong with my brain (that's rhetorical, I'm not really looking for any additional diagnosis')! Fine job. 5's -
I think your Eynos was quite slick, Adagio, if you don't me saying so!
Thanks Paul.. :D and thanks Peregrin!!!
Remember Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltraine's "Enos, you dipstick!"? Suddenly, "dipstick" has taken on a whole new meaning.
Hmmm...cute, but I didn't think it was one of your best. Maybe because the original song didn't give you as much to work with. Maybe because I'm Uranus'ed out at the time.
Thanks, Spaff and Jeff. Dipstick, eh? :D
Well even though I don't know who Shocking Blue is I at least knew what the song was and could use the Bananarama version as a refernece in my head. I.E. I had the Bananarama version in my head. You proabably figured that out I just like typing Bananarama. Good Job dude.
Thanks MG! Must be fun to type Bananarama....yep it is.
Boy, am I glad Jeff brought up "Uranus". Because "Uranus" has been so prominent lately, it's inevitable someone would go into it. Uh, so anyway, good job, 'dergio.
Thanks, Claude.
very concise and witty parody...LOL
Thanks, martha!
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