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Song Parodies -> "Rollercoaster Land"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Rollercoaster Land"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Roller coaster's fine
'Til it climbed.
Slats became blur
Now I'm grim,
Light's are dim.

I'll sue things go wrong.
Love, it's strong?
"That's what I thought"
Feeling eeww.
Gut thought it'd spew.

Don't know if I will
But who will sit beside me?
Wonder who'll stay?
And who'd stay safe behind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.

I've had it to here,
Bein' where screams can't be heard.
Anchor ring,
Where's that thing?

'Round curves we do run,
Heavin' hurls until we're through.
Ride's too long
Weak, not strong.


Shown top of that hill,
But ill will it may find me.
But here I'll stay
It won't play and unwind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.

Don't know if I'll hurl
But who will sit beside me?
Wonder who'll stay?
And who'd stay safe behind me.
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.
Roller coaster land.

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Guy - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've been having your ups and downs lately. If you are taller then 5 feet 5.5 inches you can ride this parody.
Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy.
John Barry - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
A fun ride.
Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John
Stuart McArthur - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
"I'll be shut of damn" needs the adagio-translator, but overall I felt like I was in the seat beside ya, adagio - 555
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
a delightful read..thanks for the smiles
Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu and alvin! :)
Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Stu...I guess I threw a word in there not everyone's familiar with. "I'll be shut of damn....rollercoaster land" shut of? through with.
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
A real fun ride, as long as you can dodge the spew...5's...
Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, Paul.
Stuart McArthur - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
ah, that's more like it adagio - now I'm totally confused ;-)
Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...you must like that.
Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(as the wind blows his hair back he holds his arms up over his head and screams at the top of his lungs...) "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES !!!!!"
Adagio - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehe, Johnny!!!
Lee Rasiel - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with you I don't like rollercoasters either because of the drop and loud high pitched screams. Also this parody reminds me of Jay The Weird's parody of Round Round by The Sugababes called "I Hate The Big Rides".
Adagio - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Lee!
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Interesting observations as always.
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
R05- Rollercoasters don't bother me, I love them. However, those "Whirl And Hurl" rides do which was almost my entry this round ("Riding the 'Whirl'"). Great job here Pat.
Adagio - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri. and Jack.
Josh 2 - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC - DKTOs, cant really coment but i guess form all of dese comments its good, 544
Adagio - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the 'read' Josh2.
Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) - hey Pat, it just occurred to me that this may have been the inspiration for this...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel169.shtml

too coincidental otherwise - hmm, I probably should've credited you ;-)

and, rereading the comments, "I'll be 'through with' damn" doesn't leave me any better off, I'm afraid, but thanks for the inspiration :-)
Adagio - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Stu...sweet thing, your parody is much, much funnier! No need to credit. I think you'd have to credit everyone here.

One last try...I just divided this sentence:
I'll be shut of damn...
Damn roller coaster land.

It actually reads: I'll be shut of damn...Damn roller coaster land."
"I'll be thru with that damn rollercoasterland.", in other words.
Kristof Robertson - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This is got to be one of my faves of yours, Adagio...love this OS and love your take on it...and I LURVE rollercoasters! 555
Adagio - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof. ; ) (You can have ALL the rollercoasters you want ; ) )
Johnny D - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Adagio - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny.
Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- Well done, Adagio. Perfect companion parody to my park I'm creating in Rollercoaster Tycoon.

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