-> "Everybody Must Lay Prone"
Original Song Title:
"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stone" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Must Lay Prone"
Intro - ( "Oh woe is me, oh woe is me, oh woe is me, oh woe is me,
oohhhh, oh woe is me")
Well, I lay prone where I fell upon the wood.
Fell down from socks just like I knew I would.
Fell down, yea, but did not hit my dome.
When I'm down, yea, guess I was all alone.
Well, I would not feel so ver' alone,
If I didn't lay so prone.
Well, I snoozed, yea, on the floor I took a sleep.
While down there did figure that was so sweet.
Ya see, I never walk upon the floor.
I'm upright while I'm walking thru the door.
If I had not slipped upon the floor,
Wouldn't feel like I'd been stoned.
The poise with me is just a miscast fable.
My want to stay on two feet is not anal.
Alone I always end up in the muck.
I've honed it so that it's more than bad luck.
Well, I need not feel so all alone.
Everybody ends up thrown.
- instrumental -
Well, they're stern when they say that it's the end.
You can be stern back and say, "Well, it's MY end."
They're stern, yea, they go a bit too far.
They're stern, yea, no matter where they are.
Seems like what they want is for me to atone.
DIS-locating my hipbone.
- instrumental -
Well, I'm done so you can go it alone.
I'll just sit here and read this here tome.
Silly people said that I was so brave.
Wouldn't help, so I went to my grave.
Do not think I'd feel so all alone,
Everybody join in tomb.
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