He's hairy old ape, he am.
Hairy old ape he am, he am.
Carried off by widows like some old boar,
All he wanted was the seventh snore.
His every snore was so hairy (snored nose hairs).
She wouldn't have it any other way ( no ma'am).
He's an ape old man, he's hairy.
Hairy old ape he am.

Second verse - hairy as the first

He's hairy old ape, he am.
Hairy old ape he am, he am.
Carried off by widows like some old boar,
All he wanted was the seventh snore.
His every snore was so hairy (snored nose hairs).
She wouldn't have it any other way ( no ma'am).
He's an ape old man, he's hairy.
Hairy old ape he am.

--------Lead musical vine----------

He's hairy old ape, he am.
Spends his days on vines and eating yams.
Found him a widow on tree next door.
How she got there I wouldn't ever know.
All her men were so old and hairy (hairy)
That's what you get for hangin' around trees (but not land)
He's her hairy old man, hairy.
Hairy old ape he am.

H-A-I-R-Y
Hairy (Hairy)
Hairy (Hairy)
Hairy old ape he am, he am
Hairy old ape he am.

Yeah!