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Song Parodies -> "He's Hairy Old Ape, He Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the 8th, I am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hermans Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"He's Hairy Old Ape, He Am"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Resubmitted with the right title and some of the words are different.
He's hairy old ape, he am.
Hairy old ape he am, he am.
Carried off by widows like some old boar,
All he wanted was the seventh snore.
His every snore was so hairy (snored nose hairs).
She wouldn't have it any other way ( no ma'am).
He's an ape old man, he's hairy.
Hairy old ape he am.

Second verse - hairy as the first

He's hairy old ape, he am.
Hairy old ape he am, he am.
Carried off by widows like some old boar,
All he wanted was the seventh snore.
His every snore was so hairy (snored nose hairs).
She wouldn't have it any other way ( no ma'am).
He's an ape old man, he's hairy.
Hairy old ape he am.

--------Lead musical vine----------

He's hairy old ape, he am.
Spends his days on vines and eating yams.
Found him a widow on tree next door.
How she got there I wouldn't ever know.
All her men were so old and hairy (hairy)
That's what you get for hangin' around trees (but not land)
He's her hairy old man, hairy.
Hairy old ape he am.

H-A-I-R-Y
Hairy (Hairy)
Hairy (Hairy)
Hairy old ape he am, he am
Hairy old ape he am.

Yeah!

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Paul Robinson - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, you did a Mighty (Joe Young) vine job with this apeparody...it's a real swinging number, too...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
enjoyed it all over again
Adagio - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul and alvin.
AFW - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very Good jungle jingle...
Adagio - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW.
Stuart McArthur - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah most of them ARE hairy, Pat, even the widows - maybe it's all those yams! - 555
Adagio - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha ha, Stuart...thanks!
TJC - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Even better than the last rendition!
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved this, Pat. 5s
Adagio - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack.

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