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Song Parodies -> "Torn Between Two Druthers"

Original Song Title:

"Torn Between Two Lovers"

Original Performer:

Mary MacGregor

Parody Song Title:

"Torn Between Two Druthers"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

I'm in a quandry...... :D
There are rhymes I have when I wish to say what's on my mind.
Even though I know that I'm not gonna flirt.
Before I sing this "maybe" song let me tell you, I thought through.
I hold the prose close, hope words spoke don't land me in loony bins.

There's been another song that I've written and approved.
Just don't know if I should use that mess.
Maybe I should suppress that naughty song that might have some thrills.
It embarrasses the HECK out of me (can't even cuss at will).

Chorus
Torn between two druthers, know what I should do.
Likin' both kinds of songs, somethin' I can't do.
Torn between two druthers, know what I should do.
Likin' you both is breakin' all my rules.

You mustn't shrink and leave me.
Because I wrote something else.
Your kind was the first, this is just a fad.
And all the words I ever spread
On notepad - still are true.
For no other song can make me smile the weird way you do.

Chorus
Torn between two druthers, know what I should do.
Likin' both kinds of songs, somethin' I can't do.
Torn between two druthers, know what I should do.
Likin' you both is breakin' all my rules.

I couldn't really blame my muse if it faded away.
With all the emotions felt inside, I'm hoping that you'll stay.

Chorus
Torn between two druthers, know what I should do.
Likin' both kinds of songs, somethin' I can't do.
Torn between two druthers, know what I should do.
Likin' you both is breakin' all my rules.

(Fade)


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Flip a coin, Pat! 5's ;-D
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...wondered where you were. Haven't seen you in some time. (Aren't you curious about my parody written? :D )
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i dug it...5s...yes, muses can be persnickety
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Pat ... oh I'm around, I'm just busy with my real life! ;-)

OK, I dare you to satisfy my curiosity, heh heh heh!! ;-D
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey...sometimes when there are too many problems going on, this can BECOME a form of real life ,hopefully just for a while, and just for amusement. :)
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin...yea...don't dare cross the muses. :D
Guy - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd just like to know what that other song was. C'mon post it for us pleeeeeeease. If I five this will you post it. Oops too late already voted.

This was a really good fit to the original. Fine work Pat.
Paul Robinson - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job of putting words to some uneasy contradictory & ambivalent feelings. Moth to a flame? No, something more complex. Answers? You would be the only one able to go where they are. Hmmm...I'm either closing in on this one or about to become a fortune cookie quote. Seriously, though, very nice work here, Pat.
Adagio - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul. You may be getting what I'm talking about.
Diva - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I love it!
Adagio - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva and welcome back!!
Tommy Turtle - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I know *exactly* what you mean!.... Been there, done that... . hmm, torn between Ones and Fives.... ahhh, let's go with Fives. :)
Adagio - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
oh how very turtle. : D Thanks

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