Song Parodies -> Rich and Sweet, Man
| Original Song Title: | "Witchy Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rich and Sweet, Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Adagio |
Craved that stuff gave me some licks
Need a package that does zip
So weak am I with my plight
I'm a restless spirit with a goal in sight.
Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.
She drove me crazy with her plight
Begging me to give her a bite
Crazy laughter in another room
Yep, she drove herself to badness with a big fat spoon.
Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.
Boo, hoo hoo,(she cries),boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Boo, hoo hoo,(she cries),boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Thought it's me what she shook fer,
But, well, she got that, er...
Low blood sugar, used the spoon to be fed.
Her mouth held any food and a moon pie round, she downed.
Once she craves that sugar, she will eat that fridge instead.
Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.
Need a package that does zip
So weak am I with my plight
I'm a restless spirit with a goal in sight.
Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.
She drove me crazy with her plight
Begging me to give her a bite
Crazy laughter in another room
Yep, she drove herself to badness with a big fat spoon.
Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.
Boo, hoo hoo,(she cries),boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Boo, hoo hoo,(she cries),boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Thought it's me what she shook fer,
But, well, she got that, er...
Low blood sugar, used the spoon to be fed.
Her mouth held any food and a moon pie round, she downed.
Once she craves that sugar, she will eat that fridge instead.
Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.
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Sweet ! 5's
Thanks, Johnny!
I'm giggling in my office...you're gonna blow my "i'm busy working" cover! 5s!!
You have got some of the trippiest imagery I've ever seen - I think you must be sharing Johnny's shrooms! :-D
Hey! Who's been fondling my 'shrooms?
Fondling? :D Thanks, Arwen and Merry.
Adagio - Great job! 5-5-5... Arwen - You can get around that by laughing maniacally at regular intervals for no reason, even when you actually are working and it's on some really boring sh*t. Worked for me...wait a minute...I just got laid off on the 31st. Oh, yeah, that was part of a complete department dismantling. The cackling was probably only one component of why they ratcheted the hatchet on us.
Thanks, Paul! and lol on the comment...yea Arwen would probably be axed. ( I can see people glancing nervously at Arwen and walking very fast past her workspace....hehe)
Yep, she drove herself to badness with a big fat spoon.
Best line in the parody. Marvelous parody. I've been out of the loop lately - too much other stuff going on. Glad I tuned in for a few minutes today to see this gem. Keep up the great writing Pat.
Best line in the parody. Marvelous parody. I've been out of the loop lately - too much other stuff going on. Glad I tuned in for a few minutes today to see this gem. Keep up the great writing Pat.
Thank, Guy!!
I meant...thanks, Guy, and welcome back!
Nice work!
Thanks Melhi!
Darn...the one's guy and a two guy hit this. :/
(ABCs) Clever idea and well written. I can just see her downing that fridge with a side-order of a microwave... ;)
(ABC)Strangely beautiful.
(ABC) Lots of 'shroom for more fives, so I restored my vote!
Thanks Luke, Agrimorfee, and Johnny!
I know how she feels.
Intruiging. I am having visions as we speak!
(ABC's) Glad to have revisited this one. I like the original and your parody just follows along so well with it.
My 2nd most favorite line:
Once she craves that sugar, she will eat that fridge instead.
Restoring by previous 555 vote.
My 2nd most favorite line:
Once she craves that sugar, she will eat that fridge instead.
Restoring by previous 555 vote.
Thanks Rick, Peregrin and Guy
great stuff ... another surreal special from Adagio!!
(ABC) Sweet & not-at-all-low in my "R" contest rankings...5's, of course.
Thanks martha and Paul.
Yep, trippy all right. Good job matching the original lyrics.
SOTM--Excellent!
Well done - the "badness" line is my fave, too.
Thanks Claude, Jeff and JJ!!
I was trying to work out whether "sugar" was meant literally or as a metaphor for heroin... seems to work both ways (if slightly more sinister in the latter)
Thanks, Phil. I read it again with heroin in mind and it does sort of fit except for a few lines. It's actually about low blood sugar....so sugar it is!
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