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Song Parodies -> "Rich and Sweet, Man"

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Rich and Sweet, Man"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Craved that stuff gave me some licks
Need a package that does zip
So weak am I with my plight
I'm a restless spirit with a goal in sight.

Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.

She drove me crazy with her plight
Begging me to give her a bite
Crazy laughter in another room
Yep, she drove herself to badness with a big fat spoon.

Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.

Boo, hoo hoo,(she cries),boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Boo, hoo hoo,(she cries),boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

Thought it's me what she shook fer,
But, well, she got that, er...
Low blood sugar, used the spoon to be fed.
Her mouth held any food and a moon pie round, she downed.
Once she craves that sugar, she will eat that fridge instead.

Woo hoo weakened woman
See how much she cries
Woo hoo weakened woman
She's got a moon in her eyes.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet ! 5's
Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!
Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm giggling in my office...you're gonna blow my "i'm busy working" cover! 5s!!
Meriadoc - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You have got some of the trippiest imagery I've ever seen - I think you must be sharing Johnny's shrooms! :-D
Johnny D - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! Who's been fondling my 'shrooms?
Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Fondling? :D Thanks, Arwen and Merry.
Paul Robinson - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Great job! 5-5-5... Arwen - You can get around that by laughing maniacally at regular intervals for no reason, even when you actually are working and it's on some really boring sh*t. Worked for me...wait a minute...I just got laid off on the 31st. Oh, yeah, that was part of a complete department dismantling. The cackling was probably only one component of why they ratcheted the hatchet on us.
Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul! and lol on the comment...yea Arwen would probably be axed. ( I can see people glancing nervously at Arwen and walking very fast past her workspace....hehe)
Guy - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, she drove herself to badness with a big fat spoon.

Best line in the parody. Marvelous parody. I've been out of the loop lately - too much other stuff going on. Glad I tuned in for a few minutes today to see this gem. Keep up the great writing Pat.
Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank, Guy!!
Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant...thanks, Guy, and welcome back!
Melhi - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work!
Adagio - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi!
Adagio - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Darn...the one's guy and a two guy hit this. :/
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABCs) Clever idea and well written. I can just see her downing that fridge with a side-order of a microwave... ;)
Agrimorfee - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)Strangely beautiful.
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Lots of 'shroom for more fives, so I restored my vote!
Adagio - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke, Agrimorfee, and Johnny!
Rick D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I know how she feels.
Peregrin - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Intruiging. I am having visions as we speak!
Guy - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) Glad to have revisited this one. I like the original and your parody just follows along so well with it.

My 2nd most favorite line:

Once she craves that sugar, she will eat that fridge instead.

Restoring by previous 555 vote.
Adagio - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Peregrin and Guy
martha - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
great stuff ... another surreal special from Adagio!!
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sweet & not-at-all-low in my "R" contest rankings...5's, of course.
Adagio - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks martha and Paul.
Claude Prez - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, trippy all right. Good job matching the original lyrics.
Jeff Reuben - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Excellent!
John Jenkins - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done - the "badness" line is my fave, too.
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, Jeff and JJ!!
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I was trying to work out whether "sugar" was meant literally or as a metaphor for heroin... seems to work both ways (if slightly more sinister in the latter)
Adagio - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil. I read it again with heroin in mind and it does sort of fit except for a few lines. It's actually about low blood sugar....so sugar it is!

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