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Song Parodies -> "Rov, You Must Be Cured"

Original Song Title:

"Joy To The World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Rov, You Must Be Cured"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Bad idea to have a bull dog
From front to end had mange.
I never understood his itching as he shed
And he yelped as he stank and whined.
And he always had a pretty loud whine.

Sayin'
"You must be cured."
All the noise and the hurts, now.
Bye to the rashes in your wrinkled skin
Bye to you, just me.

If I had one thing in this world
What I'd want to do.
Iron out your old wrinkles that hide all those sores
Make a new dog of you.

Say it now
"You must be cured."
All the noise and the hurts.
Bye to the rashes in your wrinkled skin
Bye to you, just me.

- instrumental-

You know I can be shady
Tell you what I've done
At night I went a ridin', 'itchy' at my side.
Left 'itchy' at the vets, then I run.
It wasn't a great thing that I done.

"Isn't mine to cure."
All the noise and the hurts.
Bye to the rashes in your wrinkled skin
Bye to you, just me.

"You must be cured."
All the noise and the hurts.
Bye to the rashes in your wrinkled skin
Bye to you, just me.

"Isn't mine to cure."
All the noise and the hurts.
"Isn't mine to cure."
All the noise and the hurts.
"Isn't mine to cure."
All the noise and the hurts.
Bye to the rashes in your wrinkled skin
Bye to you, just me.

"Isn't mine to cure."
All the noise and the hurts.
Bye to the rashes in your wrinkled skin
Bye to you, just me.

(fade)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Rick C - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ain't nothin' worse than mainge to make your dog seem strange. Funny one, Pat. :-) 555
alvin rhodes - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
funny, yet sad tale
Johnny D - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Awwww, poor doggie, funny parody! 5s! WOOF scratch scratch whimper pant pant pant!
Adagio - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks you all...Rick C, alvin, and Johnny!
Red Ant - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
"Iron out your old wrinkles" lol. Make sure to use extra starch; you don't want them coming back! Fun work on a good OS. 5 Milk-Bonz
Adagio - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks and will do, Jack. He'll probably shake the stuff out anyway. lol
Stuart McArthur - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
ya left "itchy" at the vets then ya ran! why, I oughta....(gee I wish I could do that with our little pooh-machine) - 555
Adagio - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu...lol.....cute comment. And thanks. : D

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