-> "I Am A Pan Of Off-Slant Bread Dough"
Original Song Title:
"I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow"
Parody Song Title:
"I Am A Pan Of Off-Slant Bread Dough"
I am a pan of off-slant bread dough,
I've been double all the day.
I bid air cells to roll amucky,
The pan where I was warmed and raised.
(Chorus) The pan where he was warmed and raised.
For six long beers I've been in bubbles,
No measures here unearth me browned.
You're remiss, I'm browned, inedible.
Try lopping ends, that's hell right now.
(Chorus) Try lopping ends, that's hell right now.
It's where she felt my old breadmold,
Forever expect anew again.
For renowned and pride are for her breadmold,
Perhaps I'll sigh, bring on dis grain.
(Chorus) Perhaps I'll sigh bring on dis grain.
You can marry me, become the galley,
For twenty years do I stay.
If the bread burns, think of another,
While I am sleeping in my cave.
(Chorus) While he is sleeping in his cave.
Baby, yore hard drink times betray anger,
Disgrace you'll never see no more.
Despair is one more crises that's given.
Replete anew goods golden more.
(Chorus) Replete anew goods golden more.
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