I see you didn't buy wine
Even though you know I like it
I always snivel and whine,
Just so you will get me a split.
Well, you know that I will share it
Don't you be mean to me, see?

You can always make me whine
You can always make me whine

Now, red wine is for red stuff
White for fish that we're having
And, pour them all into one cup
If you're unsure what we're having
The main thing is the wine, or I whine
I whine all of the time.

Yes, you always make me whine
Yes, you always make me whine

instrumental

Maybe since we have the wine
We can skip the food
For tonight,
Heck, all of the nights
'Til we really crave some food

Watch the tube, drink the wine
Tidbits, too.
Skip the tidbits, drink the wine.

You can always make me whine
I don't really want to whine

Wine whine, wine whine, wine.....FADE