Song Parodies -> Theef
| Original Song Title: | "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" |
| Original Performer: | Three Dog Night |
| Parody Song Title: | "Theef" |
| Parody Written by: | Adagio |
URL to midi: http://www.terrilynnesworld.com/RockPopOldiesDisco_ST.htmlAn X-Files episode in which the killer is uneducated. He means "thief".interested in the episode? http://www.themareks.com/xf/2000.shtmlTitled "Theef"
"You all done wrong to my daughter,"
Peattie said to me.
He be sewing voodoo dolls for family.
Came from West Virginny, could not win a spellin' bee.
He got the energy for the charm, I see.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh"!
Open up the lil' doll, inside a pic. meant for whom,
I think I'm almost chokin' but get dirt up from that tomb.
I spread it in a shape near them and then they meet their
death.
Hide all of your pictures, sucker, so you can catch your
breath.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come."
He's just a plain assassin, tryin' to even the score.
That is what he do intend - using hex-craft fur shore.
X-Files shows me many things, ain't never seen before,
Don't know what is next - sure don't wanna see no more.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
He said "Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
Peattie said to me.
He be sewing voodoo dolls for family.
Came from West Virginny, could not win a spellin' bee.
He got the energy for the charm, I see.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh"!
Open up the lil' doll, inside a pic. meant for whom,
I think I'm almost chokin' but get dirt up from that tomb.
I spread it in a shape near them and then they meet their
death.
Hide all of your pictures, sucker, so you can catch your
breath.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come."
He's just a plain assassin, tryin' to even the score.
That is what he do intend - using hex-craft fur shore.
X-Files shows me many things, ain't never seen before,
Don't know what is next - sure don't wanna see no more.
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
He said "Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
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Creepy! 5's
Loved the original, and this too! 555
Thanks Johnny and Paul!
If I recollect careful-like, that thar ex-fyles storie were xtree creepy then usuwal! Rite fine pair a dee, two!
Adagio,I think I've seen every episode of the X Files.(Die hard fan,lol.) I hope you write more X parodies! GJ
Thanks Mari and Birgitta!
Mari....that was so funny,what you said..did you watch that episode?
Birgitta...you can count on more X-Files parodies from me. I have books and movies of the shows, guess I'm an X-File nerd. :D A happy one!
Mari....that was so funny,what you said..did you watch that episode?
Birgitta...you can count on more X-Files parodies from me. I have books and movies of the shows, guess I'm an X-File nerd. :D A happy one!
Thanks all!!
X-cellent! Great parody Pat.
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Thanks Chris.
Adagio - Oh, Oh..."X-files" parodies! Nice Job.
:D Thanks, Paul!
Great Job!
Thanks Diva.
Thanks, Guy!!
Restored vote
(ABC) Interessant!
(ABCT05) I don't remember this episode, even after reading the link you provided, but this is very well written.
(T) I liked "breath" sitting out there all on its own, Pat, and hex-craft! that's scary craft - the X-Files were great, weren't they? - 555
ABC: I DKTOS AGAIN. ARGH. someone hates me
Thanks Agri., Jack, Stu and Josh.
Stu...The X-Files were great, I agree...I watch the reruns (hoping it has Duchovny in it) And that was one creepy episode.
Stu...The X-Files were great, I agree...I watch the reruns (hoping it has Duchovny in it) And that was one creepy episode.
(ABC05) I remember the episode. I loved that show. Great job turning it into a parody, Pat. 555
Thanks Rick C.
(T) Very well written.
(ABC) See above! Still CREEPY ...
Thanks Scathe and Johnny.
(ABC) As JD said...CREEPY! But wonderfully written. 555
Thanks Kristof!
(T) Great idea for a parody. I use Seinfeld episodes sometimes. Very creepy!
(T) Nice one.
ABC--I used to consider myself to be a huge X-Files fan...but I can't remember this episode. =( Nicely written, though...and I love the OS!
Thanks Dee, Larry and Arwen.
Ah, X-files. DKTOS where S stands for 'source' rather than song. But good pacing and you be, "using hex-craft fur shore."
(T) Well done, haven't seen too much of the X-Files though
Thanks 2nz and Jeff.
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