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Song Parodies -> "Theef"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Theef"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

URL to midi: http://www.terrilynnesworld.com/RockPopOldiesDisco_ST.htmlAn X-Files episode in which the killer is uneducated. He means "thief".interested in the episode? http://www.themareks.com/xf/2000.shtmlTitled "Theef"
"You all done wrong to my daughter,"
Peattie said to me.
He be sewing voodoo dolls for family.
Came from West Virginny, could not win a spellin' bee.
He got the energy for the charm, I see.

"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh"!

Open up the lil' doll, inside a pic. meant for whom,
I think I'm almost chokin' but get dirt up from that tomb.
I spread it in a shape near them and then they meet their

death.
Hide all of your pictures, sucker, so you can catch your

breath.

"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come,"
"Ponder awhile it gonna, come."

He's just a plain assassin, tryin' to even the score.
That is what he do intend - using hex-craft fur shore.
X-Files shows me many things, ain't never seen before,
Don't know what is next - sure don't wanna see no more.

"Ponder and it will soon come,"
"Ponder and it will soon come,"
He said "Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"

"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."

"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."
"Ponder awhile and it come, oh!"
"Think and it gonna soon come, son."


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Johnny D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Creepy! 5's
Paul Wooten - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the original, and this too! 555
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Paul!
Mari D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
If I recollect careful-like, that thar ex-fyles storie were xtree creepy then usuwal! Rite fine pair a dee, two!
Birgitta - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio,I think I've seen every episode of the X Files.(Die hard fan,lol.) I hope you write more X parodies! GJ
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mari and Birgitta!

Mari....that was so funny,what you said..did you watch that episode?

Birgitta...you can count on more X-Files parodies from me. I have books and movies of the shows, guess I'm an X-File nerd. :D A happy one!
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all!!
Guy - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
X-cellent! Great parody Pat.
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Adagio - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Chris.
Paul Robinson - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Oh, Oh..."X-files" parodies! Nice Job.
Adagio - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Thanks, Paul!
Diva - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job!
Adagio - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva.
Adagio - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy!!
Adagio - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Restored vote
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Interessant!
Red Ant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCT05) I don't remember this episode, even after reading the link you provided, but this is very well written.
Stuart McArthur - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) I liked "breath" sitting out there all on its own, Pat, and hex-craft! that's scary craft - the X-Files were great, weren't they? - 555
Josh 2 - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: I DKTOS AGAIN. ARGH. someone hates me
Adagio - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri., Jack, Stu and Josh.

Stu...The X-Files were great, I agree...I watch the reruns (hoping it has Duchovny in it) And that was one creepy episode.
Rick C - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I remember the episode. I loved that show. Great job turning it into a parody, Pat. 555
Adagio - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C.
Scathe - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) Very well written.
Johnny D - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above! Still CREEPY ...
Adagio - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scathe and Johnny.
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) As JD said...CREEPY! But wonderfully written. 555
Adagio - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof!
Dee Range - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) Great idea for a parody. I use Seinfeld episodes sometimes. Very creepy!
Larry - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) Nice one.
Arwen - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I used to consider myself to be a huge X-Files fan...but I can't remember this episode. =( Nicely written, though...and I love the OS!
Adagio - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee, Larry and Arwen.
2nz - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, X-files. DKTOS where S stands for 'source' rather than song. But good pacing and you be, "using hex-craft fur shore."
Jeff Reuben - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) Well done, haven't seen too much of the X-Files though
Adagio - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks 2nz and Jeff.

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