-> "Ground Round"
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When you're at home and life is getting so hungry,
There's a meat you know,
You're in a hurry, but there's no need to scurry
It will help to know
Just mix it with some mac and cheese and you will look so witty
Add some Campbell's beef stock and your eatin' really nifty
"How can you lose?"
There is no way you can err.
Some of the recipes double, and go in the fridge, cook slow
All meals taste great for sure
Use any place that your
Won't taste like leather of shoe
Just use some ground, recipe books abound, it's true
I've got all that prose
Simmer it slow
They won't make faces and so you
Know they won't yell gross
Just put some meatloaf in a pan and heat it super-nova
Then enhance it with some brew, just don't get a hang-ovah
Delight in the better fare,
You can always use some truffles, it will add some flair, e'en tho
You can use some egg white
Make it an eye delight
Welcome and eat the chow now.
And you may find a cookbook on the shelf to guide and help you,
Someone who cooks just like you and you can use their menu,
Meals for a song.
So then we can have a square
We can put meat with our noodles, forget all those airs
Instant meal waiting for
"Don't wait a minute more"
There's tacos waiting for you,
It will be great with your
Then you can get some more
"Everything's waiting for you."
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