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Song Parodies -> "My Teeth Are Fallin' Out'n My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"My Teeth Are Fallin' Out'n My Head"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

My teeth are fallin' out'n my head,
That's what the dentist who I see to me just said.
Nothin' can be bit.
Those teeth they keep fallin' out'n my head, they keep fallin'.

So I just did me some flossin' at my gum
And he said that flossin' is the way teeth won't be gone.
Sweepin' mouth of blobs.
Those teeth they keep fallin'out'n my head, they keep fallin'.

I swear, it stings, I know.
The ooze he sent to mend me tastes like sea pea
It tastes real strong with crappy aftertaste of green tea.

My teeth were fallin' out'n my head,
But that doesn't mean my sink will soon be turnin' red.
Biting is for me.
'Cuz I'd never really stop the pain by just wailing.
I've got my teeth.
Nothin's worsenin' on me.

My teeth were fallin' out'n my head,
But that doesn't mean my sink will soon be turnin' red.
Biting is for me.
'Cuz I'd never really stop the pain by just wailing.
I've got my teeth.
Nothin's worsenin' on me.


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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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LucidLupin LeeBee - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Having just had another one out - owch! - hold on to them while you can...! Great parody 555 with a toothy grin :-D
AFW - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots funnier than root canal....The tooth shall set us free...five left
Adagio - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot LLLB and AFW! (toothy grin)
stuart mcarthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
those blobs in the teeth can be a real worry adagio - LOL - 555
alvin rhodes - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i love the folksy feel of this one...among the funniest i've read of yours...many wonderful lines, but my favorite has to be "sweepin' mouths of blobs"....5s plus
Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Another sad-but-true song of the tooth bitin' decay. (Shameless plug alert.) Five Vicodin tablets.
Adagio - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
When I wrote "blobs" it made ME shudder (no fan of dentists), but it fit, soo...

Thanks Stuart and Alvin!
Adagio - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael!
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
My jaws hurt now, just reading this. Could give a sensitive person nightmares...but I'm not that sensitive. Pretty funny song idea! (Pace didn't really need the "out'n").455
PMS - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin!
Adagio - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Agri.! Hmmph ; )
Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head =8
My Teeth Are Fallin' Out'n My Head = 8 Eh? : ) Thanks : )

Thanks PMS!
Tooth Fairy - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I checked under your pillow but found no teeth so I just left you three 5's.
Adagio - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Tooth Fairy. : )

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