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Song Parodies -> "Toilet Seats"

Original Song Title:

"Put a Lid on it"

Original Performer:

Squirrel Nut Zippers

Parody Song Title:

"Toilet Seats"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(the man's comment's are in parentheses)
Put the lid on down,
(I did, I did!)
Put the lid on down,
(I said I did!)
Put the seat on down, or I'll fall in a great big hole.
Put the seat down too,
(And why can't you?)
Now I fell in, see?
(You didn't look)
Women never do look, they think that men will do it right.

Went to the can the other day to *powder my nose*, and got a shock!
Cold porcelain hit me bum
And I blew my top and yelled at the thoughtless bum
So, put the lid down.
(I did not know)
Put the seat on down
(You know I forget though)
Well I'll screech until you remember everything just fine.

Don't mean to be mean, it's just a shock in the middle of
the night.
Hit the cold, you'd feel the same,
S'ok,don't really want to cast the blame.
(I'll put the seat on down)
(I'll put the seat way on down)
(Leave it up when you are gone)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 4   0
 5   2

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Guy DiRito - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome on the board Pat. Nice stats:```````````````````````````````````````` 139```010``` Pat``` 4.24``` 4.07``` 4.10``` 65 ```````````````````````````````` Loved your song. Your parody is right on the money for this song with it's wacky sound.
Pat - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy! :D
Klarissa - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job. I see you're the first to do a Squirrel Nut Zippers parody, way to go!
Pat - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Fun group, eh, Klarissa?
Static - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Adagio - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, of my favorite groups

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