Accident prone is when you're the one and only,
In the room and doh!
Fall down.

Watch out for that cord, you will fall in a hurry
Screams for help, I know
Are drowned.

I'm just missin' that antique dish a-sittin' there so pretty,
Turn and hit the wall clock, people look at me with pity.
I always lose.

The lights were much brighter there,
Before I had all those troubles, I knocked over theirs, oh no!

Some clown
It will be great when you're
No clown
Don't you go be unsure,
Hey clown.
Walk slowly, don't swing a thing.

So, just you hang around to get used to what's new,
And don't pick your nose.
Sit down.

Even with all your help, manage to lose a shoe.
Well, I think it's those ghosts,
Around.

Just watch the rhythm of the way I do something so novel.
Instead of falling down stairs, up them I take a diver.
Sappy again.

The lights are brighter on stairs,
Makes no diff'rence now I see double, forgot upstairs, oh whoa!

Fell down
Even though lights are bright
Some clown
Waiting to spill the soup
On down
Onto your clothes right now.

"And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you"
Someone who is not like you and lends a gentle hand to,
Guide you along.

When I sit down, miss the chair
You can forget all your stumbles, forget all those stares,
You know.

Knock down
Show all the clumsy your
Renown
Now you can trip them more
Fall down
Everyone's on the floor too!