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Song Parodies -> "Evil 'Puter"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Evil 'Puter"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

(Boot!)

I buy old laptop
And it movin' too slowly
It not do new recall
It got holey roller
At it I dare not to sneeze
It get one bad joke from me and it will just freeze.

(Boot!)

I swear it do whine
It got no damn install
It one funky stinker
Must boot - in a coma
He may just know me, don't know he
One thing he do tell me is how he wants it to be.

Evil 'puter
Say "Bow
On your knee".

(Brute!)

He has destruction
Not all rust and dumb brute
He got evil aboard
He the final hacker
Got no feet down below his keys
Holds you in your armchair 'til you feel some unease.

Evil 'puter
Say "Bow"
No, not me.

(Shoot!)

It rotor toaster
I give early warning
I done Monday bought her
This one out of kilter
Say the one, the one, the one is ME!
Got to be the real thing 'cos I did pay a fee.

Evil 'puter
Smashed bow
Now I'm free.

(Mute!!)

Evil 'puter
Only 'puter

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 27

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Royce Miller - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good and unique.
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce!
Dominic L. - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun parody, I like some of the ryhming you did.
Tim Mayfield - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I kind of stumbled on the broken english, but "Evil 'puter say bow on your knee" was worth it.
Red Ant - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Adagio.
alvin rhodes - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
amazingly close to the original, except it makes sense..this is a beaut...5s plus
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW!!! This is GREAT, Pat !! 555 GHZ-chip !!! Where's Guy DiRito? Guy would love this, too!
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic, Tim, R.Ant (hehe), alvin and Johnny! I love the comments! :)
John Barry - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job on a tough one. 5s
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks JB!!
Paul Robinson - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, Pat! Looks like we bought the same brand of PC! Whatta coincidence...very nice job...5's ~ ~ ~
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, Paul! Thanks.
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe we should call the next edition of Windows not "The Gates of Hell" but "The Hell of Gates."
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...Thanks Michael.
Dominic L. - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasn't sure if I needed to leave another vote to show I read it for the SOTM contest, but I still keep my old rating for this.
Adagio - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic!
Dumb Ass Kid - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] DKTOS, but I can fully relate... my computer is windows 98, so I encounter problems like the ones you described above all the time! Nicely done
Adagio - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks DAK!
Charlie Decker - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ha ha ha...this one actually made me laugh out loud...and hard! Fantastic job! 5s
Adagio - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Charlie!
npetrikov - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What gets me is how Adagio's parody suggests the original--the sounds of the words, the nonsense that almost makes sense. Hard as the dickens to do, but he did it. There ought to be a voting category for this; "match the pacing" doesn't say enough.
Adagio - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
npetrikov, Adagio is one of those confusing handles...the one that I use. I'm really female. That said I can gush like one...I simply LOVE what you wrote. It helps to really like the OS...I've parodied it 4 times.
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Clever, as if Lennon himself came to 2005, learned about computers, and came back to 1968 to tell us all about it.
Adagio - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee.
Peter Andersson - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Comments function is "out of kilter". Well, not really, I just never heard that expression before, so for me this parody was educational too. :-)
Adagio - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter. I guess with all our site's regional sayings, we'll be able to understand every regional difference.
Jeff Reuben - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM: I see we got our computers from the same place. Well written, and I can certainly relate.
Adagio - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff.
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!!
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I didn't have much to say before, but great parody with many wonderful lines that make sense. Oh, if your computer "whines" literally, check to make sure there isn't a wad of dust and cat hair blocking the cooling fan screen. =)
Adagio - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Red Ant! :)
Rick C - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very well written. Fun to sing along to the OS....555
Adagio - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C.
Melhi - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Watch out for those evil computers, they byte. ;)
Adagio - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi...lol.
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LMAO - that is an inspired idea Adagio - for all we know Lennon's indecipherable original words may have been just computer terms in a parallel LSD-induced universe - or that's now my new theory after reading this
Adagio - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu! I guess the original COULD mean almost anything, seeing Lennon's foggy state. Who knows?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can associate with this artful abuse, Adagio. I tried installing Office 2000 on my crummy 95 laptop and now it won't even start up without using Safe Mode. Error 555.
Adagio - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ohh...sometimes I just look at them and say "dumb machines". Temperamental $%#& things huh?
Phil Alexander - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Pat - thought I'd commented already, but obviously not.
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--sounds like you're singing about my office PC...=)
Adagio - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil and Arwen.
Adam Eccleshall - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
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Adam Eccleshall - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmm... somehow accidentally posted an empty comment

A tale I can well relate to, unfortunately :-) Excellent song, 5's
Adagio - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adam.
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) See above
Adagio - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee!!
Rick C - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-E) Ah yes, the Evil 'Puter! I liked the "rotor toaster" line especially. I do feel I'm a slave to mine at times. :-)
Adagio - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I think that's the way those evil machines want you to feel, Rick, Muahahahahaha! Thanks : D
Matthias - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure it's just a virus
Adagio - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yea, Matthias, thanks. A virus with horns. : )
Johnny D - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah, Adagio's Ode To The Sinister Silicon Beast! See above!
Adagio - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny - LOL on the comment.
Red Ant - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) See above! I need to do one called "Evil Dial-Up"; my ISP or phones lines have gone down three times in the past month (slow month....).
Adagio - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack. Sounds like a good parody.....it will sound funnier (IMHO) in their halting 'language'.
Michael McVey - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I wanted to give you 5's but my computer crashed (j/k). Really, this is good, and well-deserved. Way to go!

Btw, you know why a drunk driver made it to heaven and Bill Gates didn't? Because the drunk driver only crashed once!--MM
Adagio - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Good riddle. Thanks for the vote. : )
Stuart McArthur - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) see above where I indicated how much I love this one, Pat - I only got a bit lost in the last verse - great OS for the job!
Adagio - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, Stu, for your comment here and vote elsewhere!! : )
Josh 2 - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This really did make me lol for some reason, 5s
Adagio - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Josh 2!!
Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
See above. Well written, funny song with which we can all relate!
Kristof Robertson - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) I love your usual zen poetry, Pat...but it's great to see you do a parody for laughs; this is genuinely a rib-tickler. 555
Adagio - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff. : D and thanks Kristof. Versatility for contests? I still like the other parodies the best.

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