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Song Parodies -> "Bad Snowman"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Snowman"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

muahahahahaha....in nightmares
(Brrr!)

Here come old snow-top
He can't groove nowhere slowly
He got coal for eyeball
He one roley polar
He so bare so he can freeze
Got to have a bowler then he don't never sneeze.


(Brrr!)

He wear no shoe-shine
He got no shoe at-all
He got stubby finger
He don't need no sola
He say I know you, then I freak.
One thing I can tell you, snowman's got to be free.

Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.

(Brrr!)

He bad production
He got eye-coals acute
He got mono and sword
He's good final tracker
Got no feet below his knees
Wants you in his frozen grip to feel his disease

Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.

(Brrr!)

Got me a toaster
He got early warming
Now he's muddy water
Now him out of kilter
He said one and one and one is three
He must be good-looking 'cos no math whiz is he.

Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.

(Brrr!)

Bad Snowman
Bad Snowman


Repeat to fade

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Guy - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked the math whiz line. Nice touch. ;-)
Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...I just like the weird words (on the original)! :D
AussieBullDog - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Adagio!
Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, ABD!
Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi Mary!!
2nz - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
And now about my promise. "He one roley polar". My smile just won't go away now. Did I miss something about the refrain? It just doesn't feel anywhere near as wonderful as the rest of the song. Well, 5's for tiding everyone on the East coast over until we get some Christmas snow :^]. I really liked the main verses.
Claude Prez - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I, too, liked "roley polar" and "math whiz". Well done. Also I agree with 2nz about the chorus; like it was a little forced to match the original or something. Verses worked really well though.
Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks you two! On the chorus...I was trying to rhyme...I don't even think it's as good as the rest of the song. But, it's so short and the rest was so much fun to think of....:D
Johnny D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
This is HYSTERICAL !! Great job, Pat! 5's !!
Adagio - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!! :D
Arwen - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I know I'm late on this...but it's fabulous...5s from me!
John Jenkins - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I've got to agree with everyone who endorsed the "math whiz" line. Also the "polar ... bare" combination. A very fun parody.
Adagio - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JJ!
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Just the chorus alone is enough to make you laugh. I gave you straight fives!
Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
COF=Creative+Original+ Funny! Super!
Adagio - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen, Divan and Chris Bodily!
Rick D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Snowmen, and Christmas in general, scare me.
Mari D - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
How did I miss this one? It's COOL, even downright COLD. Frosty always looked kind of evil, didn't he? Good job! Favorite lines: "Now he's muddy water" and, of course, "roly polar." But what's a sola?
Adagio - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and Mari! Mari, 'sola' is just my rhyming version of 'solar'.
Paul Robinson - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Oh, man...this is WONDERFUL! 5-5-5 -Tough choice for me in Tournament - Michael Mac's entry is also excellent...
Adagio - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul. :D
Spaff.com - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this back in December, Patagio. I liked "He got no shoe at all" and loved the toaster verse.
Adagio - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spaff!
wdh - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Catching up here..... Great job Adagio, secures a round 2 vote from me
Adagio - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, wdh!
Jack Wilson - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great job, Pat! 5's!
Adagio - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack!
Charlie Decker - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding work!
Adagio - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie!
Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Lots of clever word play here, which I love.
Adagio - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry.
wdh - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Just to let ya know I didnt forget you in the B round, but I'd already voted/comment for some other competition ;-)
Adagio - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, wdh...that was nice. :)
Johnny D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Still hysterical, still great!
Peregrin - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It was....very different!
Adagio - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Peregrin!
Red Ant - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked this the best:
"Got me a toaster
He got early warming
Now he's muddy water"
lol, 5s for (De)Frosting bad snowman
Adagio - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant. : )

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