People watchin'
Looks like Time's Square.
But it's not there
See that there guy with green spiked hair.
Call the mall I'm in
Another, 'nother little Time's Square.
'Cept the food is in one wee spot
From there I stare.

Short and tall ones,
Skinny, fat ones,
Look at those buns.
Sad sack faces, they are so glum.
If they're eating, they're just fine, I noticed that.
I think they stare back,
It may be just fun.
Look-ee there, I'm taken aback!

Oh, people watchin'
Oh, people watchin'
Oh, everybody seems to do that (that) yeah.
Watch the masses, eating food.
Watch the masses, eating food.
How'd that hoi polloi get into my mall?

So intriguing.
They pass me up.
Some looking neat
Others could use that sprucing up
So they could look neat.
Get neat, go to the mall and sup.
Sit on the benches, look around
And have a cup.

Take a gander,
Oh my! The pander.
Take a gander,
There's way too much candor.
I see meander.
Maybe some err
In what they wear.
Oh, people-watcher!