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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Guess"

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Guess"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

"Where are those happy days?"
His bowels are in a bind.
He tried and screeched for poo, it was all closed his hind.
But, he happened on some sort of
Mix that would be so good.
Now it comes with a price, but it can be so good.

So you have the key, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
Sick of no debris, 'my numb butt' is his plea
Let me guess
See you yawn
How can you even try to go on?
See you yawn
How can you even try to go on?


You stink so near to me though you are far from here.
You made me feel choked up, like something died from fear.
It was only air that came out
You're stuck with it for good
You will use mix above
To make it come out good.


So you went to sleep, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
You took ex-lax and a pill to make you sleep.
Let me guess.
It's foregone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's foregone,
Though you tried, should've gone in the john.

-break-

So you went to sleep, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
You took ex-lax and a pill to make you sleep.
Let me guess.
It's foregone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's foregone,
Though you tried, should've gone in the john.
It's forgone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's forgone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewww.....5's !
Adagio - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Thanks, Johnny.
Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY ABBA FANS, or fans of parodies that whack Abba!

I gave this 555 earlier today - if you like to see a good swipe at them Satin-Wearing-Swedes-from-the-Seventies, come on over and check this out!
2nz - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
ABBA-whacker and proud of it. 5's.
2nz - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
ABBA-whacker and proud of it. Good work Adagio. (Possible duplication of this statement is not the fault of basement-dwelling dwarves)
Gimli Son of Gloin - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY - Wharrrt's THAT ah hear about "basement-dwelling" Dwarves, EH ?
Guy - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Man this was shitty. I gave it all 5s. Well done, cracked me up.
Adagio - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe, Thanks Guy...and thanks again, Johnny!!!
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked it....don't tell anybody but i'm a closet abba fan....5s
ABBA - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
There was music in the air that night
You hid in fright
Alvin Rhodes

In your "ABBA Closet" secretly
With your CD's
Alvin Rhodes

Though you never thought that we'd find out
Guess what - we did!

Please don't be ashamed, it's not the end
Oh Abba-Friend, Alvin Rhodes !!
Adagio - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Thanks alvin
Meriadoc - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Depends Depends Depends... ;-)
Adagio - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mer.
Peregrin - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This had me in a bind, I was way 'behind'. Good job!
Adagio - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin.
Johnny D - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ... still an ABBA-EWW !! ;-)
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Poopy parody, Adagio-style.
Adagio - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I feel honored...I grossed out Johnny...lol. Thanks Agrimorfee and Johnny!
Red Ant - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Well Adagio, I must say TOS is very "pop" ( I just heard it for the FIRST time, the "Greatest Hits" vinyl, that is track #1). Funny though, I liked it and ABBA reminds me of many other female artists BEFORE they got big. About the parody, since this is the first parody I've read from YOU about this topic, it is hysterical. That and ABBA singing this.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC2005) ...wait a minute. This is done by Adagio, right? As in... 'Adagio' Adagio? Oh, really? I never would have thought you were capable of such Johnny D-ish toilet humour, but you pulled it off nicely!
Adagio - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehe...yup, it's me, you guys. I can only read so many poop parodies before I start thinking the same way. I did put one on here that I was almost too embarrased to put on..ah...er...well it's to Blue Velvet. Anyway, thanks, Ant and Luke...glad you liked it!
Stuart McArthur - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(L) Ha! and congrats foir making Johnny D go "EWWWW" - although I happen to agree with him :-)
Adagio - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Thanks, Stu. Grossed out you too!!
Scathe - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(L) Don't poo-poo a poo-poo parody until you read it. Good work. :-)
Adagio - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Scathe.
Mikey Squirrel - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC-- I enjoy Abba-bashing as much as the next guy, but both of my Abba parodies actually focus on sex instead of poo. ('Porno Queen' and 'The Stripper Takes It Off' -- both in WhatFreaks). Best accident-in-bed parody I ever read, Adagio.
Rick C - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I like this one a lot. Great job, Adagio...555
Adagio - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Mikey and Rick C.!

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