Song Parodies -> Let Me Guess
| Original Song Title: | "S.O.S." |
| Original Performer: | Abba |
| Parody Song Title: | "Let Me Guess" |
| Parody Written by: | Adagio |
"Where are those happy days?"
His bowels are in a bind.
He tried and screeched for poo, it was all closed his hind.
But, he happened on some sort of
Mix that would be so good.
Now it comes with a price, but it can be so good.
So you have the key, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
Sick of no debris, 'my numb butt' is his plea
Let me guess
See you yawn
How can you even try to go on?
See you yawn
How can you even try to go on?
You stink so near to me though you are far from here.
You made me feel choked up, like something died from fear.
It was only air that came out
You're stuck with it for good
You will use mix above
To make it come out good.
So you went to sleep, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
You took ex-lax and a pill to make you sleep.
Let me guess.
It's foregone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's foregone,
Though you tried, should've gone in the john.
-break-
So you went to sleep, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
You took ex-lax and a pill to make you sleep.
Let me guess.
It's foregone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's foregone,
Though you tried, should've gone in the john.
It's forgone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's forgone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
His bowels are in a bind.
He tried and screeched for poo, it was all closed his hind.
But, he happened on some sort of
Mix that would be so good.
Now it comes with a price, but it can be so good.
So you have the key, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
Sick of no debris, 'my numb butt' is his plea
Let me guess
See you yawn
How can you even try to go on?
See you yawn
How can you even try to go on?
You stink so near to me though you are far from here.
You made me feel choked up, like something died from fear.
It was only air that came out
You're stuck with it for good
You will use mix above
To make it come out good.
So you went to sleep, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
You took ex-lax and a pill to make you sleep.
Let me guess.
It's foregone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's foregone,
Though you tried, should've gone in the john.
-break-
So you went to sleep, darling, can't you hear me?
Let me guess.
You took ex-lax and a pill to make you sleep.
Let me guess.
It's foregone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's foregone,
Though you tried, should've gone in the john.
It's forgone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
It's forgone,
In your bed, in your bed you have gone.
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Ewww.....5's !
:D Thanks, Johnny.
HEY ABBA FANS, or fans of parodies that whack Abba!
I gave this 555 earlier today - if you like to see a good swipe at them Satin-Wearing-Swedes-from-the-Seventies, come on over and check this out!
I gave this 555 earlier today - if you like to see a good swipe at them Satin-Wearing-Swedes-from-the-Seventies, come on over and check this out!
ABBA-whacker and proud of it. 5's.
ABBA-whacker and proud of it. Good work Adagio. (Possible duplication of this statement is not the fault of basement-dwelling dwarves)
HEY - Wharrrt's THAT ah hear about "basement-dwelling" Dwarves, EH ?
Man this was shitty. I gave it all 5s. Well done, cracked me up.
Hehe, Thanks Guy...and thanks again, Johnny!!!
i liked it....don't tell anybody but i'm a closet abba fan....5s
There was music in the air that night
You hid in fright
Alvin Rhodes
In your "ABBA Closet" secretly
With your CD's
Alvin Rhodes
Though you never thought that we'd find out
Guess what - we did!
Please don't be ashamed, it's not the end
Oh Abba-Friend, Alvin Rhodes !!
You hid in fright
Alvin Rhodes
In your "ABBA Closet" secretly
With your CD's
Alvin Rhodes
Though you never thought that we'd find out
Guess what - we did!
Please don't be ashamed, it's not the end
Oh Abba-Friend, Alvin Rhodes !!
:D Thanks alvin
Depends Depends Depends... ;-)
Thanks, Mer.
This had me in a bind, I was way 'behind'. Good job!
Thanks, Peregrin.
(ABC) See above ... still an ABBA-EWW !! ;-)
(ABC) Poopy parody, Adagio-style.
I feel honored...I grossed out Johnny...lol. Thanks Agrimorfee and Johnny!
(ABC05) Well Adagio, I must say TOS is very "pop" ( I just heard it for the FIRST time, the "Greatest Hits" vinyl, that is track #1). Funny though, I liked it and ABBA reminds me of many other female artists BEFORE they got big. About the parody, since this is the first parody I've read from YOU about this topic, it is hysterical. That and ABBA singing this.
(ABC2005) ...wait a minute. This is done by Adagio, right? As in... 'Adagio' Adagio? Oh, really? I never would have thought you were capable of such Johnny D-ish toilet humour, but you pulled it off nicely!
Hehehe...yup, it's me, you guys. I can only read so many poop parodies before I start thinking the same way. I did put one on here that I was almost too embarrased to put on..ah...er...well it's to Blue Velvet. Anyway, thanks, Ant and Luke...glad you liked it!
(L) Ha! and congrats foir making Johnny D go "EWWWW" - although I happen to agree with him :-)
Ha! Thanks, Stu. Grossed out you too!!
(L) Don't poo-poo a poo-poo parody until you read it. Good work. :-)
Thanks, Scathe.
ABC-- I enjoy Abba-bashing as much as the next guy, but both of my Abba parodies actually focus on sex instead of poo. ('Porno Queen' and 'The Stripper Takes It Off' -- both in WhatFreaks). Best accident-in-bed parody I ever read, Adagio.
(ABC05) I like this one a lot. Great job, Adagio...555
Thanks Mikey and Rick C.!
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