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Song Parodies -> "Did You Sever, Hack Right Down To The Rind?"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Sever, Hack Right Down To The Rind?"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

; ) it's a joke.......maybe
Did you ever have to make up your mind
To let that friend go 'cuz he was all misaligned?
Sometimes it is easy you often do find.
Did you sever, hack right down to the rind.

Did you ever have to finally decide,
To guess which limb stays, let the other one slide?
There's so many chains, those ears you must fry
Did you ever have to finally decide?

At times scares me when I tell lies, makes me feel funny.
With hair down to there, and acting real sunny.
And just when you think she's a kind little girl,
Your heart gets taken in a gruesome little way.

But then I'm not like this, it's all in your mind..
Say oh yes to me just in case I have lied
I've so many changes, your fears you must hide.
DID YOU EVER REALLY FINALLY DECIDE?

Did you ever have to finally decide,
To guess which one stays, let the other one slide?
There's so many things those ears you must lie
Did you ever have to finally decide?

At times I really feel like this but now I am better
I just got distracted by that Hannibal Lector.
You walk in the door and you give me some line
When he knows that I have already made up my mind.

Did you ever have to finally decide,
To guess which one stays, let the other one slide?
There's so many things those ears you must lie
Did you ever have to finally decide?

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Paul Robinson - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ooh! This one is wickedly clever...hope I'm not in this one...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
Adagio - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
heh heh heh~~ thanx
John Doe - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's me.
carol - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's
alvin rhodes - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
a beautifully twisted blend of playfulness and horror
Adagio - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John Doe (from the morgue?), carol and alvin.
carol - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
5 knives
Michael Pacholek - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
The sad part is, you'll never know which of us is giving you fives on merit, and which of us is doing so out of fear. I think this one deserves a toast. Now, where did I put that nice chianti?
Adagio - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
heh heh thnx a 'nice' chianti or a nice chianti?
Rick C - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
You and your parody are quite disarming.........555 :-)
Adagio - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
That's onr way to put it...lol Thanks
Dee Range - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved that Hannibal Lector scene. One of your best, IMO. 555
Larry Hensley - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody
Red Ant - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This was clever, and so my vote is 5s. =)
Adagio - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee, Larry and Jack. : )
PMS - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Bone-a-fied funny.
Adagio - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
He he, thanks PMS.

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