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Song Parodies -> "Biting Song"

Original Song Title:

"All Night Long"

Original Performer:

Lionel Ritchie

Parody Song Title:

"Biting Song"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Amazon sample: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001AJ6/qid=1134769262/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/103-9589221-5638236?s=music&v=glance&n=5174
All my yens say time has come
Graze in my shelves, hope I find a ton.
Go, they say you cannot have fun
But my tv plays on (plays on) (plays on).
Everybody eat, everybody chance
Fuse yourself with wide expanse.
We go eat hearti', marabou, Fiesta, whatever.
Come on and bring along
You go eat hearti', marabou, Fiesta, whatever.
Go on and bring no song.

A bite here (a bite ), a bite (a bite)
A bite there (a bite), a bite (a bite)
A bite here (a bite ), a bite (a bite)
A bite there (a bite), oo mm.. (a bite)

Heap o' eating, some stick to meat.
See the rhythm that's in their teeth.
Chips are good, dip is neat
And my tv plays on (plays on) ( plays on).
See it at the mart and see it in your bowl
Let your muses take a stroll.
We're going to eat hearti', lime juice, Fiesta, whatever
Go on and bring no song.
We're going to eat hearti', lime juice, Fiesta, whatever
Go on and bring no song.

It's all wrong ( all wrong ) Ooh ( all wrong)
Invite song (invite) Noo (invite)
Ignite song (ignite) Yea (ignite)
Ignite song (ignite) ,.... (ignite)

Yeah, once we get started fire we can't drown.
So join the fun, the bonfire we go round.
Everyone's snacking their "have-to"s away.
Come and eat hearty, SEE WHAT WE SAY!

~~CHANT~~
To-ma-to and chip tor-till-ya
Yeah, bag o' jumbo
Way to party so we goin'
Oh, cram de bel-li
To-ma-to and chip tor-till-ya
Yeah, JUMBO BAHGO!
~~~~

Oh, O,O,O, Yes
Some people want to party, UGH!
That's all wrong (all wrong) all wrong (all wrong)
We eat here (a bite ), Yea (a bite)
We eat there (a bite ), we eat (a bite)
We eat here (a bite ), Woah....

Every bit of meat (all right)
And jam upon their feet (all right)
It looks wrong (all right)
Yeah, you fed? (all right)
Every bit of meat (all right)
And jam upon their feet (all night)
Looks so wrong (all right)
Real good, real good (all right)

FADE

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
group mastication can be invigorating
carol - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
darn now I'm hungry! 555
Red Ant - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't remember much of TOS but looks like you did a lot of work especially with the background vocals. Not an easy song to parody either with the short lines. Good work.
Adagio - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, you all!

alvin...the less I say about your comment, the better. : )

carol...those tomatoes and tortilla chips DO taste good together.

Jack, it was difficult, but interesting and of course the music is fun to listen to.
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't heard the original in awhile, I think it's pretty good though. ^___^
Adagio - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan. There's a short sample at the top...amazon sample.
Lionel Richie - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey...this is a really good parody of my song! But uhmm... my last name doesn't have a "T" in it. Aside from that, everything's really good here. So I'm gonna vote 5,5,5.
Adagio - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Lionel. : ) All the web sites have it either as Richie, or Ritchie. I chose one. Btw, your vote didn't register.
Adagio - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks.
Lionel - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry. I will try voting again tomorrow. Do you still like my music?
Lionel - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
By the way, if you look at the right sidebar of this web page, you'll see some of my album covers; on them, you'll notice that my name doesn't contain a "t".

I still think this is a great parody of my song, and like I said, I will try voting again tomorrow. My browser must not allow cookies or something; I will have to check that.
Lionel Richie - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, I tried voting again. Did it register this time?
Adagio - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for answering for me, whoever Lionel, I presume. I do thank you for the vote, but it's not nice to take another's name.
some person - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
How do you know whether or not the real Lionel Richie commented? Maybe someone was posing as him, thus "taking his name", but the real guy could've made that comment. Ya never know. Besides, I'm sure that celebs LOVE Amiright. I try not to get too star struck about it.

And yes, Lionel, I think your vote did register.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - If not satisfied with just a taste sample you might wanna hear the full song - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found it here:

www.supersang.com/Pop_Albums.htm
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] DKTOS very well, I listened to the sample, and it sounded like a fun song to parody, so 555s from me. d;^){-<
Adagio - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks K1 and silver.
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] My sample didn't work. Although your version sounds very funny.
Red Ant - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Thanks to the URL Peter provided I heard TOS in its entirety for the first time in ages. Great job on the pacing and the chant was the best part IMO.
Adagio - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks bobpiecheese and Jack. :D
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yummy
wannabemustangjockey - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) *munch munch munch* Oh, sorry, I was busy eating. What did I miss?
Rick C - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good eating here, Pat! Although, it did leave me hungry for more. How about parodying Jello for his Hello song for dessert? 555
Adagio - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, wannabemustangjockey and Rick C!
Claude Prez - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
All right, I'll never forgive you for making me listen to a Lionel Ritttttchie song. Thanks to Peter for making the ENTIRE THING available.

Hey, look, I can do that spacing thing now.

Fun fun fun. Anyway, some clever matches to the original. Which I know because I just listened to the original. The ENTIRE THING. Thanks Peter.

Also, I have an urge to buy a Tostito's Party Bowl.
Adagio - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude...I appreciate you going through the 'pain' of listening to Richie to hear this. : D
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I understood most of this, Patagio, and it makes me want to go eat some chips and salsa. Two good things.

By the way, I see that "some person" quoted a comment of mine from a few years ago. I'm not sure why; that's creepy. I don't care how you spell Ritchie.
Adagio - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff!! : D I like your comments. And still like the name 'Patagio'. ; )
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Muncherific! A parody you can really sink your teeth into. I was impressed with the lay over this one had to the original. Perfecto!
Adagio - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim! : D That was a very nice comment!
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - straight out of the Adagio heartland, this one, Pat - anything that takes a swipe at Lionel gets the nod from me - how about "Dancing On The Ceiling" next?? - 555
Adagio - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu. : D
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job!555!
Kristof Robertson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)
To-ma-to and chip tor-till-ya
Yeah, bag o' jumbo
Way to party so we goin'
Oh, cram de bel-li
To-ma-to and chip tor-till-ya
Yeah, JUMBO BAHGO!
Yum!!! Funny subs, Pat...loved it! 555
Johnny D - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good parody, clever subs, and excellent usage of formatting to convey musical structure & rhythm.
Adagio - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack W., Kristof and Johnny!
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Being lazy here: what JD said.
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yummy, 5's
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Good song to one of my favorite 80s OSes
Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS n i diondt really understand the lyrics, 545
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Amusing and good pacing
Adagio - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, Larry, Jeff, Josh 2, and Chris.

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