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Song Parodies -> "X-Filian Secrecy"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"X-Filian Secrecy"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

I just had to try this at least once. Fox's nickname in college was Spooky.
Is this just all lies?
Or just Spook's fantasy?
Proof I do provide
That they have abnormality.
"Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see."
I'm just an employee, but I've no apathy
You know I'm not so dumb, not so slow,
Little guy, he might glow
Anyway the morph goes doesn't seem to matter to me, to me.

Gamma just killed a man.
Radiation in his head, he was living, now he's dead.
Scully, life had just begun,
But now he's gone and lost it, so I say.
Scully, ooh, didn't dream that you would ask why.
"If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,"
Put an X, Put an X on the pane as if it matters.

Too late, I see them come,
Those needles make me whine, experiment all the time.
They're taking me now and I've got to go.
When I leave I'll try to bring back proof of truth.
Scully, hope they don't make me die.
I wish the past had been different for us all.

(instrumental)

I see a little shadow of an alien,
See them loose, see them loose, they are doing a tango.
Green blood and morphing - very, very frightening me.
Lothario (Lothario)
Lothario (Lothario)
Shape-shifting seducer is after Scullio
But, poor Fox is just a wacko that no one believes.
Don't let him be next U.F.O abductee
Spare him his life from this atrocity
We have got your bod now - will you not let me go
Your gov. says, now don't you let Fox go - no (let him go)
Your gov. says, they will not let you go (let me go)
Your gov, says, they will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Use their ovum, Use their ovum, use their ovum, let them
grow.
On this sub there is evil put aside for us, for you, for me.

So you think you can conspire and I won't ask why?
And, if there are no clues I will just sigh?
Think maybe that you can't do this to me
Gotta get secrets - just got to tell them right here

(instrumental)

This is all that matters
Trust me, I see
This is all that matters - this is all that matters to me.

Truth is out there, I know.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Always a tough song to parody, and your efforts paid off, Adagio - you covered a lot of details in a very small space! 5's
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!
Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio-this is VERY good.I love the fact that you kept the rhyme scheme almost identical to the original.That's what grabs my attention."Scullio"...lol Good sense of humor here with a lot of facts.Great job!! Thx for doin' this one.(I LOVE parodies to this song!) Pacing's awesome as well. : )
Guy - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pat, You really nailed this one. This is so totally excellent. Your pacing, story line and rhyme scheme is most excellent. So well done. If this doesn't chart I weill be surprised. "The fives are out there" and I just found three for this one.
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Birgitta and Guy (the truth is out there...hehe)
Cigarette-Smoking Man - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Suppertime Girl - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll take those chocolates.........
Mulder - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
One girl was just abducted.
Scully - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Kidnapped.
Mulder - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Puh-tay-toe, puh-tah-toe.
Meriadoc - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Another show I never watched, but the humor in the parody still come across. Excellent job!
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice to hear from cig. smoking man, suppertime girl, Mulder and Scully. :D I'll take the chocolates too.
Scully - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay Mulder, but I'm warning you, if this turns out to be monkey pee, you're on your own.
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mer...it's a good show!

Monkey pee?? lol
Scully - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Mulder, if you're suggesting that the elephant did this, it just defies logic!
Mulder - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
And your point is?
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOLOL!!
Scully - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's just forget for the moment that there's no scientific theory to support it.
wdh - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome!
Jack Wilson - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's!
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks wdh and Jack! :)
Mulder - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Eenie Weenie Chilli Beanie, the spirits are about to speak?
Scully - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
We can't come up with suspects by having visions.
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, Moose :D
Mulder - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel?
Phil Alexander - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Must admit, I never got particularly into the X-Files (more to do with it never being on at a time I could watch it, I guess), but know enough for this one to make me smile.
Madame Zelma - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Mister. Please, you're hurting me.
Killer - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I know, I know, I'm sorry. But you're a fortune teller. You should have seen this coming.
Scully - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nature's calling, I think we should pull over.
Mulder - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you really have to bring that thing?
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil!
Mulder - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You've lost some weight recently, haven't you?
Scully - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Why, have you found some?
Mulder - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You don't think she's a virgin, do you?
Scully - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't even think she's a blonde.
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL on the comments!! Wasn't her name Bambi?
Director Skinner - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, Ms Adagio, we'll ask the questions here.
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmphh!! :D
Bambi - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, like that was me in that episode. I just think that Spooky guy is so hunky. mmmm.
Mulder - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Twenty-two years too late.
Valentine Michael Smith - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I grok you, Scully.
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I almost missed this one! You did an excellent job! =)
Adagio - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Diva
Adagio - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone for voting! It help that I really like the X-Files.
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
If anyone is interested in entering the March Madness Parody Tournament , follow this URL to our messageboard......

http://www.inthe00s.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.cgi?board=parodies&action=displ­ay&num=1076956208&start=60
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
In my previous comment about the March Madness Parody Tournament, I forgot to add that the first bracket is filled, they have 16 contestants so far. We are trying to get a second bracket filled, so far there is Guy DiRito and myself. Read to the end of th pages on this URL....

http://www.inthe00s.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.cgi?board=parodies&action=displ­­ay&num=1076956208&start=60
Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
We need about a dozen more authors to sign up to make a second competition bracket. So what you waitin' for? Go check it out.
Rick D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I might be interested, but I really don't have the hang of that messageboard. I was gonna wait and see how the first one went. I also find this competitive stuff a little frustrating. I find myself getting upset if I don't do well ("That one got all those votes? It's not even funny!" Damn popularity contest!) And it's almost as bad if I win or come close. ("Finally, my genius is recognised! Oh wait, That other one was much better! Damn popularity contest!) But if you need me to make it work, I'll try to control myself, and I do feel like I should be part of the team.
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick. If we get enough people, this will be my first competition.
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the funnier Boho Rhap parodies...pace was off for me a few times.
Adagio - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee!
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
Adagio - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!
Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Now this one I get...not a die hard X-Files fan, but know enough to really enjoy this song!
Adagio - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff!
Johnny D - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ... first here!
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I found the X-files to be a somewhat one-dimensional show, they should have trown in the occasional Y- and Z-file to make it more three-dimensional, IMHO. ;-)
Good parody BTW.
Adagio - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Know 1.
Guy - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-X) See above comments. Just like a good X-Files rerun - re-reading this was just as enjoyable the second time.
Adagio - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy.
Paul Robinson - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-X) Good job...5's - inspite of their talent I have never been really fond of "Queen"...I don't know...I think I thought them too overly theatrical at first...and never really warmed up to them, although they certainly did have first-class production and performances...I did like a song David Bowie did with Freddie Mercury ("Pressure") quite a bit...
Adagio - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul...even though it is Queen.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "X" GOLD MEDAL - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
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Stuart McArthur - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
just noticed this because of the Gold Medal - I thought it was a brilliant matching to the OS and a great subject to do it with adagio - big 555
Adagio - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks lots, Stu! :)
Spaff.com - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats on your victory.
Adagio - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff!
Scathe - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) I didn't understand much of it, but it flowed nicely.
Adagio - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scathe.
WarrenB - July 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Definitely enough references to keep X-philes and non-X-files tickled. That was cool! Especially the ovum line.
Belle - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren. : )
Peregrin - February 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Lol - Lothario! Great sub and great parody :)
Claude Prez - February 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey, I remember X-Files! I remember Adagio! Nice job!
Belle - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone...one of my favorites (I had to overlook Queen too but the song fit)
Red Ant - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Quite a good parody is came out a little bit before my time and I'm alright so I missed the first time around really got some Chuckles out of this pacing was great fives
Belle - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack!!!

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