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Song Parodies -> "You're A Mess!!"

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"You're A Mess!!"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

There were some happy days,
We were two of a kind.
But when I looked at you, I wish that I was blind.
Whatever happened to you, luv?
"I wish I understood."
Did someone take a slice? Doesn't look as it should.

So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.

You smell near, though far, you clear my sinuses.
There was something alive, but something died I fear.
I tried to sniff it out,
I really wish I could.
What happened to the suds,
those that were in the pool?

So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.

(break)


So if you're near me, darling, don't touch me.
You're A Mess!!
You know we agreed, to remove the debris.
You're A Mess!!
When your 'zone'
Has some dirt how do I go on?
If your 'zone'
Has some dirt then the bath it is drawn.
Bath is drawn.
Please, please use so that I ca-an fawn.
Bath is drawn,
Make the dirt so that it is really gone

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   1
 2
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 5   10
 9
 10
 

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Guy - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Love Abba songs - Nice job Adagio.
Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Abba-Dabba-Doo! Three 5's for you!
Adagio - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks :D
Diva - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice! =)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You´re in the 555-zone alright. :-)
Meriadoc - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I am afraid to ask where the 'zone' is... :-0
Adagio - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe, Merry, thanks! Thanks, k1chyd (zat right?) and Diva
K1chyd - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Zat right with a Kapital K. ;-)
Adagio - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
K1chyd...better? Thanks. :D
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, nice work.
Ingeborg - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Terrible rhyming (zone with on?)...jerky pacing...and the topic is so-so at best. Please don't take it personally if I don't like this song!
Adagio - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
on rhymes with drawn.
Guy - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Ingeborg - I don't think in the original that 'Zone' was suppossed to rhyme with anything so why should it here? It is 'On' an 'Drawn' that are doing the rhyming. And it seems that you are the only one that is expressing heartburn with this one. I see lots of positive comments on this parody. Why don't you just say you don't like it, vote it how you feel and be done with it? I think that would be a lot more accurate.
Adagio - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy!! :)
Serafina - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this was a good one; seems like I missed it. Anyway, nice job; I vote 5-5-5.
Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina!
Stuart Kidd - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing and rhyming stop me from giving this a really good score. 3s
Adagio - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart! But your vote may not have registered; there are no 3s on the "Voting Breakdown"...you may want to double-check. Thank you for the comment though!
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) You didn't mess around with this one, Pat. Still a good read. Restoring my previous 5 vote.
Adagio - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
:D Thanks, Guy!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS (avoiding vicious glares from all you over-25ers) but after close reading I have concluded that THIS STINKS. Rinse off with these 5s.
Adagio - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The 5's make a fine bath, Luke. Thanks (I really thought you were serious at first). :D
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Let the soap opera continue...
Adagio - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri.
Rick D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A real good one. Missed it the first time.
Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick!
Johnny D - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done Adagio!
Adagio - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff. :)
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) filthy and disgusting adagio - 555
Adagio - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu.
Phil Alexander - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, have you been talking to my wife? ;-)
Adagio - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil...:D
2nz - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
So if he talks dirty to you... that's like a guaranteed mouth full'a soap, huh? Thoroughly enjoyed over here, Pat. Fave bit: "You smell near, though far, you clear my sinuses".
Adagio - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
That's my favorite line too, 2nz. Thanks.

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