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Song Parodies -> "Most Contrary Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Most Contrary Man"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

He thought fights were fine,
'Til the time
He went too far
Killing him
On a whim.

'Nother came along
He was strong.
That's what he thought
But he died too.

Did not mean to kill,
They're getting better than me.
I say no way.
They're in flames, I'm on a spree.
I guess I'm what I am.
A most contrary man
That contrary man.

I would use a spear,
Because I shove all these nerds.
And my swing
Is a sting.

Must be number one,
Bein' one who tramples you.
Right or wrong.
'Cause I'm strong.

Don't know that I'll kill,
Since they have sense and fear me.
If they don't stray
I'll let them play behind me.
Let them know I am,
A most contrary man.
This contrary man.

Don't know that I'll kill,
Since they have sense and fear me.
If they don't stray
I'll let them play behind me.
Let them know I am,
A most contrary man.
Most contrary man.
Most contrary man.
Most contrary man.

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Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Contrary to popular belief Neil Diamond is not the subject of this parody. Nice job Pat.
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Who is it about, Pat?
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job. I too would like to know who it's about....?
Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
oooOOOooooo....mysterious subject.
Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, just so you all know, this isn't about me.
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Is he Conan The Barbarian ?
Michael Pacholek - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Is it Chuck Barris?
The Church Lady - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm, could it be......??
Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe...ya think?
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I've got it! He's Duncan McCleod, "The Highlander", right?
Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
No....none of those. :D
Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
No more guesses? ;)
Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Is he bigger than a breadbox?
Diva - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I give up...Who?
Edmund Fitzgerald - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Is he bigger than ME ?
Adagio - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Edmund, I think I know who you are...if so, much bigger.
Paul Robinson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio (and others) - I KNOW who it is, and I'm using this song for the parody. Should be up tomorrow. Adagio, nice job here, 5's.
Adagio - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul! ;)

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