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Song Parodies -> "Slimy Drain Traps"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Paper"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Slimy Drain Traps"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

midi and lyrics at ... http://musictoons.tripod.com/wintertoons/prettypaper.html
Crowded sinks, done with eats, muscles are grim.
Hose down dishes, what was still dry.
There they sit with their bones on the side block
Hoping that you will wash them tonight.

Should you mop, better not, much too busy
I'm in a hurry, must get dishes dry.
Need assistance wash dishes I'm after
And in the midst of come after, he flies

Slimy drain traps, bitty ribbons of goo
Wash the contents to prevent stinking I do.
Slimy drain traps a sight "I hate you"
Slimy drain traps, bitty ribbons of goo.

Slimy drain traps, bitty ribbons of goo
Wash the contents to prevent stinking I do.
Slimy drain traps a sight "I hate you"
Slimy drain traps, bitty ribbons of goo.

Crowded sinks, done with eats, muscles are grim.
Hose down dishes, what was still dry.
There they sit with their bones on the side block
Hoping that you will wash them tonight.
Hoping that you will wash them tonight.
Please, please, please do.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Adagio - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Some lyrics may be different, that why I out in the URL for the lyrics too
Guy - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Lyrics seem fine to me. I have run into songs where you find two different sets of lyrics. All you can do is choose one and run with it. Do you do a lot of dishes at your house then? Loved the parody. 5s.
Adagio - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy! Well, lets just say as to whether I do dishes, I know where the goo is.
Paul Robinson - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Well, then, I guess this qualifies as a "goo job" on this parody. 5's
Adagio - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul.
Johnny D - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! I love Roy Orbison.
Adagio - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny.

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