Song Parodies -> Fire

Original Song Title:

"Fire"

Original Performer:

Pointer Sisters

  
Parody Song Title:

"Fire"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

I'm hiding my poor eyes, wish my clock was audio.
Keepin' my eyes closed, corner I show.
Time I try to see it, but it feels like a briar
I feel no bliss, ooh, fire!

In this light, mind's taking to roam.
I wanna think straight, but pain says it wants to postpone.
Although I don't a-choo, my eyes feel like a dryer.
I feel no bliss, ooh, fire!

Allergies hold me so my eyes do smart.
They grip so tight so pills can't tear them apart.
Into things bumpin', and losin' my cool
Hell, my eyes they do burn, I act like a fool.

I moan and complain you bet, couldn't get much finah,
Baby, I can fret, until the pain goes good-bye
My words say git, 'cause pain makes me cry.
There is no bliss, ooh, fire!

These eyeballs are dire, you're leaving sweat on my brow, fire,
Away from me fire, "touching me burning me with fire."

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Johnny D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Nasty allergies, OUCH! Here's a parody I DO "get" (when I'm around certain types of long-haired cats)! Good job, Pat!
Adagio - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!
Adagio - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to mention...I seem to be allergic to just about everything, some cats, some dogs, pollen...................you name it.
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
you da boss
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin!
Guy - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I had my eye on this one, just took me a bit to get to it. Eye liked it.
Adagio - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Thanks Guy!

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