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Fun Music Information -> Pointer Sisters
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Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bonnie Pointer" | "Actually, based on Bonnie's only hit "Heaven Must Have Sent You", I believe she would have sold more records than her sisters." | - Shepop |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Telegraph Your Love," | One cannot telegraph his or her love to another | Isac |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What Do You Know?," Matthew Sweet | "All I Know Is The Way I Feel," Pointer Sisters | |
| "I'm On A Boat," The Lonely Island | "Going Down Slowly," Pointer Sisters | |
| "Wah-Hoo!," Paul Whiteman | "I'm So Excited," The Pointer Sisters | |
| "Cinderella," Firefall | "Fairytale," Pointer Sisters | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Low Hand" originally "Slow Hand"
Joe King
"Sow Hand" originally "Slow Hand"
Miss Piggy performing hand puppetry?
Joe King
"Neuron Dance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Lucinda Blair
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Neutron Dancer" originally "Neutron Dance"
Samantha Wayland
"Jumpy (For My Love)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
what the listener might be after hearing the song?
Serafina
"Jump (For My Glove)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Quark
Change a Letter:
"Yes He Can Can" originally "Yes We Can Can"
Candy Welty
"Yes We Can Fan" originally "Yes We Can Can"
Candy Welty
"Yes We Can Tan" originally "Yes We Can Can"
Candy Welty
"Yes We Can Pan" originally "Yes We Can Can"
Candy Welty
"Yes We Can Nan" originally "Yes We Can Can"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I'm So Excited" | "We’re So Incited" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "He's So Shy" | "That Dead Guy" | Marie248 |
| "The Heat Is On" | "The Heat's Not On" | The Offenders |
| "Neutron Dance" | "2008 Pocono 500 Recap Song" | Jay Jianoran |
| "Automatic" | "Looking Like A Cabbage Patch Kid" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Fire" | "Fire" | John A. Barry |
| "He's So Shy" | "Earl Scheib" | pkbites |
| "I'm So Excited" | "I'm Not Excited" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I'm So Excited" | "Today's The Day" | GaryRay |
| "Fire" | "Quagmire" | John A. Barry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Automatic | Automatic Sliding Doors | Jan |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Jump (For My Love) | Skydiving School | Larcen Tyler |
| Dare Me | MTV Jackass Hotline | New Jack |
| Automatic | New York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's office | soul |
| Fire | Fire Department | Soulraven |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Every Once In A While BlackHawk | I'm So Excited The Pointer Sisters | Every Once In A While I'm So Excited | Edward |
| Dare Me The Pointer Sisters | Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic | Dare Me To Be Stupid This would be funny and weird! | Edward |
| Fire Pointer Sisters | Bad Michael Jackson | Fire Bad! RIP Phil Hartman | D. H. Nuts |
| I'm So Excited The Pointer Sisters | They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haa! Napoleon XIV | I'm So Excited They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha! Ha! If you're excited, then you really must be crazy. | Ed |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Temple Of The Pointer Dog Sisters
Temple Of The Dog combined with The Pointer Sisters
Pointer is a breed of dog.
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Three Pointer Dog Night Sisters
Three Dog Night combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Carmen Nunki
Swing Out Pointer Sisters
Swing Out Sister combined with The Pointer Sisters
Not a good idea.
Submitted By: Memorex
The Scissor Pointer Sisters
Scissor Sisters combined with The Pointer Sisters
That would hurt.
Submitted By: MOR
There are additional Pointer Sisters Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: My nerves all jumpin' at the lack of food
Original Lyrics: My nerves all jumpin', actin' like a fool
| "Should I Do It?"
Misheard Lyrics: Should I do it, should I f**k?
Should I do it, after all, oh Original Lyrics: Should I do it, should I fall?
Should I do it, after all, oh |
"Neutron Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: I know there's a portico for me.
Original Lyrics: I know there's a pot of gold for me.
| "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics: Otto Maddux
Original Lyrics: au-to-ma-tic
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Should I Do It?"
Misheard Lyrics: Should I do it, should I f**k?
Should I do it, after all, oh Original Lyrics: Should I do it, should I fall?
Should I do it, after all, oh |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Don't You Want Me, Ohhhhhh? I was 15 years old at the time. Say no more. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Slow Hand"
Better Lyrics:
I want to tan with a sun lamp
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want a lover with an easy touch
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Jump For My Love"
The Funny Lyrics: Jump for my love
Jump in, and feel my touch Why They're Funny: I hope they don't mean what I think they do
Submitted by: jcox
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Fire"
The Lyrics: Romeo & Juliet, Samson and Delilah. Baby you can bet, a love they couldn't deny.
Who They Mention: Samson and Delilah. Not exactly celebrities, but they were real people. OK so there's Romeo and Juliet too, but they're NOT real, they're very famous fictional characters.
Submitted by: Edward
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics: Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet.
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet
Submitted by: Lisa Cohead
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Song Title Space Change:
"Going Downs Lowly" originally "Going Down Slowly"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Prints Tot Heresies Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
Song Title Anagrams:
"Howl "Sand"" originally "Low Hand"
Submitted by: Amy Grunt
"Dodge A Long Wand" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Nag Added Own Log" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Owe Gang Odd Land" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"A Golden Gown, Dad" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
AM: "American Music"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mare Dee" originally "Dare Me"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"She's So High" originally "He's So Shy"
Turnabout is fair play.
Submitted by: Soul
"Do Non-Trance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics: There's no money falling from the sky,
'cause a man stole my heart and robbed me blind. Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet. And the rent is due. I've got no place to stay. Why: Well, at least the protagonist has the Neutron Dance.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Road signs
Many road signs point you toward places.
Submitted by: Salvador Dali Parton
