Fun Music Information -> Pointer Sisters

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Better Off Solo:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Bonnie Pointer""Actually, based on Bonnie's only hit "Heaven Must Have Sent You", I believe she would have sold more records than her sisters." - Shepop

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Celebrate""Yes We Can Can," The Pointer SistersKathy
"I'm So Excited""He's So Shy," Pointer SistersKathy
"What's The Matter With You?""I'm So Excited," Pointer SistersFussBudget
"Slow Hand""Reach Out, I'll Be There," Four TopsKathy
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Neuron Dance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Lucinda Blair

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Slow Band" originally "Slow Hand"
Serafina
"Neutron Dunce" originally "Neutron Dance"
Calop
"Neutron Lance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Really violent.
Calop
"Pump (For My Love)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Eac Zeffron
"Hump (For My Love)" originally "Jump (For My Love)"
Eac Zeffron

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Automatic""Looking Like A Cabbage Patch Kid"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Fire""Fire"John A. Barry
"He's So Shy""Earl Scheib"pkbites
"I'm So Excited""I'm Not Excited"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"I'm So Excited""Today's The Day "GaryRay
"Fire""Quagmire"John A. Barry
"Fire""Wired"William Tong
"Fire""Wired"William Tong
"Fire""Fire"Adagio
"Fire""FIRED"Terrance Tucker

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
AutomaticAutomatic Sliding DoorsJan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Jump (For My Love)Skydiving SchoolLarcen Tyler
Dare MeMTV Jackass HotlineNew Jack
AutomaticNew York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's officesoul
FireFire DepartmentSoulraven

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Fire
   Pointer Sisters
Bad
   Michael Jackson
Fire Bad!
RIP Phil Hartman
D. H. Nuts
I'm So Excited
   The Pointer Sisters
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haa!
   Napoleon XIV
I'm So Excited They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha! Ha!
If you're excited, then you really must be crazy.
Ed
Fire
   Pointer Sisters
Fighter
   Christina Aguilera
Fire Fighter
nally
Fire
   The Pointer Sisters
Escape
   Rupert Holmes
Fire Escape
Could've saved Fastball some work
Raphael

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Swing Out Pointer Sisters
Swing Out Sister combined with The Pointer Sisters
Not a good idea.
Submitted By: Memorex
The Scissor Pointer Sisters
Scissor Sisters combined with The Pointer Sisters
That would hurt.
Submitted By: MOR
The Pointer And Bloodhound Sisters Gang
The Pointer Sisters combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Stephanie Craddock

Misheard Lyrics:

"We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
just let me staple the vicar
Original Lyrics:
just let me state for the record
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips is a stream of eternity.
Original Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips is a stream of absurdities.
"Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm virtually at your will.
Original Lyrics:
I'm utterly at your whim.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Geese don't shine.
or
He's so fine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cathy Baker

This was a big song when my brother was in his early teens. He always just assumed that was the line, never asked about it, until he was old enough to realize. [Ed.'s note: The line is 'He's so shy', not 'He's so fine' as Cathy thought it was.]

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Slow Hand"
Better Lyrics:
I want to tan with a sun lamp
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
Submitted by: Magic Pudding

Funny Lyrics:

"Jump For My Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jump For My Love
Jump In And Feel My Touch
Why They're Funny:
I hope they don't mean what I think they do
Submitted by: jcox
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics:
Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet.
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet
Submitted by: Lisa Cohead
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ned Once A Runt" originally "Neutron Dance"
Submitted by: Wimpy
 
 
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