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Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Bonnie Pointer""Actually, based on Bonnie's only hit "Heaven Must Have Sent You", I believe she would have sold more records than her sisters." - Shepop

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Telegraph Your Love,"One cannot telegraph his or her love to anotherIsac

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Soap," Melanie Martinez"Lay It On the Line," The Pointer Sisters
"You Can't Always Get What You Want," The Rolling Stones"Yes We Can Can," The Pointer Sisters
"You Can't Always Get What You Want," The Rolling Stones"Yes We Can Can," Pointer Sisters
"Girls Can't Do What The Guys Do," Betty Wright"Yes We Can Can," Pointer Sisters
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Could I Be Reaming?" originally "Could I Be Dreaming?"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"If You Wanna Get Back Your Lay" originally "If You Wanna Get Back Your Lady"
Lay can mean a story, among other things.
Naomi Swanson
"If You Wanna Get Back Our Lady" originally "If You Wanna Get Back Your Lady"
Candy Welty
"If You Wanna Get Back Your Lad" originally "If You Wanna Get Back Your Lady"
Candy Welty
"Low Hand" originally "Slow Hand"
Joe King

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Live Your Life Before You Diet" originally "Live Your Life Before You Die"
Someone has a major aversion to dieting.
Peter
"Live Your Life Before You Dive" originally "Live Your Life Before You Die"
You might hit your head?
Peter
"Live Your Life Before You Dine" originally "Live Your Life Before You Die"
Someone poisoned the food?
Peter
"Could It Be Dreaming" originally "Could I Be Dreaming"
Candy Welty
"Darer Me" originally "Dare Me"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Would I Be Dreaming" originally "Could I Be Dreaming"
Candy Welty
"Could I Be Dreading" originally "Could I Be Dreaming"
Candy Welty
"Could I Be Creaming" originally "Could I Be Dreaming"
Candy Welty
"Dare Be" originally "Dare Me"
Dare be what?
Polly Cannon
"Dart Me" originally "Dare Me"
A request addressed to Cupid?
Polly Cannon

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Fire""Fire"John A. Barry
"Fired""Fired!"John A. Barry
"I'm So Excited""We’re So Incited"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"He's So Shy""That Dead Guy"Marie248
"The Heat Is On""The Heat's Not On"The Offenders
"Neutron Dance""2008 Pocono 500 Recap Song"Jay Jianoran
"Automatic""Looking Like A Cabbage Patch Kid"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Fire""Fire"John A. Barry
"He's So Shy""Earl Scheib"pkbites
"I'm So Excited""I'm Not Excited"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
AutomaticAutomatic Sliding DoorsJan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Jump (For My Love)SkyZone Trampoline ParkThe Nerd
Jump (For My Love)Skydiving SchoolLarcen Tyler
Dare MeMTV Jackass HotlineNew Jack
AutomaticNew York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's officesoul
FireFire DepartmentSoulraven

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Jump Jive An' Wail
   Brian Setzer Orchestra
Jump For My Love
   The Pointer Sisters
Jump Jive An' Wail For My Love
Edward
Jump Around
   House Of Pain
Jump For My Love
   Pointer Sisters
Jump Around For My Love
Nancy
Jumper
   Third Eye Blind
Jump (For My Love)
   Pointer Sisters
Jumper (For My Love)
Keira Dayley
Every Once In A While
   BlackHawk
I'm So Excited
   The Pointer Sisters
Every Once In A While I'm So Excited
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Point Blank Sisters
Point Blank combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Candy Welty
The Doobie Pointer Brothers and Sisters
Doobie Brothers combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Chowder
Temple Of The Pointer Dog Sisters
Temple Of The Dog combined with The Pointer Sisters
Pointer is a breed of dog.
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Three Pointer Dog Night Sisters
Three Dog Night combined with Pointer Sisters
Submitted By: Carmen Nunki

There are additional Pointer Sisters Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Jump (For My Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to take my kisses in the nineteen
Original Lyrics:
If you want to taste my kisses in the night then
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
These don't shine
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy
"Slow Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heaving rush
Original Lyrics:
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
"Jump (For My Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want, babe, my kisses in the ninth grade
Jump, jump for my love.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Jump, jump for my love.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Should I Do It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I do it, should I f**k?
Should I do it, after all, oh
Original Lyrics:
Should I do it, should I fall?
Should I do it, after all, oh

Story about this misheard lyric by: Don't You Want Me, Ohhhhhh?

I was 15 years old at the time. Say no more.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Slow Hand"
Better Lyrics:
I want to tan with a sun lamp
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
Submitted by: Magic Pudding

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Jump For My Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jump for my love
Jump in, and feel my touch
Why They're Funny:
I hope they don't mean what I think they do
Submitted by: jcox
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Fire"
The Lyrics:
Romeo & Juliet, Samson and Delilah. Baby you can bet, a love they couldn't deny.
Who They Mention:
Samson and Delilah. Not exactly celebrities, but they were real people. OK so there's Romeo and Juliet too, but they're NOT real, they're very famous fictional characters.
Submitted by: Edward
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics:
Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet.
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet
Submitted by: Lisa Cohead
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Going Downs Lowly" originally "Going Down Slowly"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

The Sinister Poster Submitted by: Caroline Vale
Retires Pistons Submitted by: Susan
Prints Tot Heresies Submitted by: Ned MacCamden

Song Title Anagrams:

"Howl "Sand"" originally "Low Hand"
Submitted by: Amy Grunt
"Dodge A Long Wand" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Nag Added Own Log" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Owe Gang Odd Land" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"A Golden Gown, Dad" originally "Wang Dang Doodle"
Submitted by: Becky Bright

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

AM: "American Music"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mare Dee" originally "Dare Me"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"She's So High" originally "He's So Shy"
Turnabout is fair play.
Submitted by: Soul
"Do Non-Trance" originally "Neutron Dance"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Neutron Dance"
The Lyrics:
There's no money falling from the sky,
'cause a man stole my heart and robbed me blind.
Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet.
And the rent is due. I've got no place to stay.
Why:
Well, at least the protagonist has the Neutron Dance.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Road signs
Many road signs point you toward places.
Submitted by: Salvador Dali Parton

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