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Song Parodies -> "2008 Pocono 500 Recap Song"

Original Song Title:

"Neutron Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pointer Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"2008 Pocono 500 Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

Kasey wants to take it anymore
Jimmie Johnson was in the Pole
Just no time to stop and get away
So Kasey work so hard to make it on Sunday

Whoo oooh
Whoo oooh

Nemechek is Really hangin tough
'Cause Scott Riggs is in a scheduled Pit Stop
Someone wrecked my Kellogg's Chevrolet
And Kyle Busch is due, I'm not out of the Race

Whoo oooh
Whoo oooh

(Chorus:)
And it's hard to say
Just how some things ever change
And it's hard to find
Any strength to draw the line
I'm just racing drivin' the number nine
I'm just racing drivin' Kasey's Car

Kasey Kahne just dropped to thirty-eighth
thanks to an audible by Kenny Francis (On Lap 57!)
He Just got a two-tire change with three missing lugnuts
And he gets a free trip to pit road for the second time

And it's hard to say
Just how some things ever change
And it's hard to find
when Kasey's doing a comeback
I'm just racing drivin' the number nine
I'm just racing drivin' Kasey's Car

Whoo oooh
Whoo oooh
I'm on fire
I'm going to win!

And it's hard to say
When Denny wrecked thru turn three
And it's hard to find
when Kasey's doing it well
I'm just racing drivin' the number nine
I'm just racing drivin' Kasey's Car

I know there's a flat tire for Carl
All I got to do is just believe
I'm so happy when Kasey passes Brian
And I'm just burning finishing the race
I'm so happy that i won at Pocono
I'm just winning a race at Pocono

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