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Song Parodies -> "Looking Like A Cabbage Patch Kid"

Original Song Title:

"Automatic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pointer Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Looking Like A Cabbage Patch Kid"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

What's with some red stuff
Spotted right on my two cheeks?
Am I just looking strange?
Like push comes to shove
Quite looking like a freak
My life's a little changed
How come my life was really like that?
It's some dumb technicality
One tooth sticked out, now I'm facing the facts
It's a real-life "babality"

Please, nobody panic
I look like a cabbage patch kid
Wherever I'm around
Don't think I'm pathetic
I'm like a cabbage patch kid
So far, I'm all over town
Town town town
Cabbage patch kid
Cabbage patch kid

My hairstyle's rounded
And stood with my arms out
My legs aren't too weak to stand
People surrounded
Me out and about
My look was way out of hand
I wasn't born in Cleveland, Georgia
Went adopted by someone else
That I dunno, she lives in Virginia
She's no longer alone herself
I told her

Please, nobody panic
Looking like a cabbage patch kid
Wherever I'm around
Don't think I'm pathetic
I'm like cabbage patch kid
I've been seen all over town
Town town town
Cabbage patch kid
Cabbage patch kid

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