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Song Parodies -> "That Dead Guy"

Original Song Title:

"He's So Shy"

Original Performer:

The Pointer Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"That Dead Guy"

Parody Written by:

Marie248

The Lyrics

Just one those things that my pen pal and I were laughing about during a horror writing discussion. At least it struck us funny at the time.
That dead Guy
When I first saw him on the stair
I should have known he was not there
Something inside whispered to me
You better move by carefully
And then he walked through the wall
I was so shocked I took a fall
That’s when I knew
He tried to say “Boo”
And I’d have to burn the Ouija too
That dead guy
That dead guy
If you saw him then you’re probably high
That dead guy
That dead guy
In the key hole you can see his eye (Oh yes you can)
I’m leaving the lights on in the night
Nothing has ever scared me white
And I think I might lose my mind
If I have to watch him pantomime
He can still nearly stop a heart
He’s in the way each time I fart
Each time I see
Right through his knee
That never stops surprising me
That dead guy
He’s so dead lookin’
That dead guy
Cause he’s really green and glowing
And I wonder how he finally died
(That dead guy)
I’m so scared now that I saw him
(That dead guy)
Cause he has just been a nightmare
And I wonder how he finally died-Oh yes I do
Ooooh… That dead guy!
That’s why I love my flashlight
(That dead guy!)
Now people tell me that I’m not right
In the keyhole you can see his eye
(I said) that dead guy
People freak each time they meet him
(That dead guy)
I hired an exorcist to greet him
And I wonder how he finally died-Oh yeah
(That dead guy)
Ooh Eek! Ooh Eek, baby!

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