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Song Parodies -> "The Heat's Not On"
Original Song Title:
"The Heat Is On"
Original Performer:
Pointer Sisters
Parody Song Title:
"The Heat's Not On"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
The heat's not on
I got no heat
My hand's so cold
That I can hardly eat
And the heat's not on
Icicles
Are on my face
I've got to move
To a warmer place
'Cause the heat's not on
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Boiler's always broken
Super's in Miami Beach
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
The heat's not on
The heat's not on-on
The heat's not on
I got no heat
The heat's not - - - - on!
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Boiler's always broken
Super's in Miami Beach
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
The heat's not on
The heat's not on-on
The heat's not on
I got no heat
The heat's not - - - - on!
The heat's not on
I got no heat
I only wish
That I could feel my feet
As my face goes through
Every shade of blue
If it get's much worse
I'm moving in with you
And the heat's not on
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Boiler's always broken
Super's in Miami Beach
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
The heat's not on
The heat's not on-on
The heat's not on
I got no heat
The heat's not - - - - on!
I got no heat
My hand's so cold
That I can hardly eat
And the heat's not on
Icicles
Are on my face
I've got to move
To a warmer place
'Cause the heat's not on
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Boiler's always broken
Super's in Miami Beach
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
The heat's not on
The heat's not on-on
The heat's not on
I got no heat
The heat's not - - - - on!
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Boiler's always broken
Super's in Miami Beach
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
The heat's not on
The heat's not on-on
The heat's not on
I got no heat
The heat's not - - - - on!
The heat's not on
I got no heat
I only wish
That I could feel my feet
As my face goes through
Every shade of blue
If it get's much worse
I'm moving in with you
And the heat's not on
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Boiler's always broken
Super's in Miami Beach
Co-o-o-old, co-o-o-old
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
Need a new apartment
The heat's not on
The heat's not on-on
The heat's not on
I got no heat
The heat's not - - - - on!
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DKTOS but this was hilarious
he heat
Turning it up to at least 55.5 degrees!!
It's winter after all! I myself can't stand too cold weather, especially with my bedroom being the coldest room in the house. Heating you up with 5's!
When did the Pointer Sisters do this OS?? I thought it was by Glenn Frey!
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