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Song Parodies -> "Sewn Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sewn Together"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

midi...http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/2729/index2.html(just a poor old sewn together guy trying to fit in)
(Brute!)

See that old flap-top
But he's not sewn up wholly
He got two loose eyeball
He one lowly stroller
I stare right down at his knees
He's got to be a loser with such looks as these.

(Boot!)

His pair twenty-nine
Him got four great big ball
"He got monkey finger"
He loot many more zoo
He say I am new, just we three
I say "I can smell you" so you cannot be me.

Sewn together
Right now
Cross stitch spree

(Brute!)

Him sag construction
He got rusty repute
He got his bones restored
He one winky packer
His feet meet down below his knees
You better beware, 'cause he is one great big cheese.

Sewn together
Right now
Cross stitch spree.

(Suit!)

-instrumental-

Him bowler poster
To get early warning
He tries not to slaughter
But he's out of kilter
I know shun and run and ton is he
Must say he's good-looking 'fore he'll let you flee.

Sewn together
Right now
Cross stitch spree.

(Brute!)

Sewn together
Sewn together




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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! Lotsa great lines.... "Him sag construction" ...... "Him bowler poster" ...... "I say "I can smell you" so you cannot be me" ..... LOL!
alvin rhodes - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
makes as much sense as the original....5s
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, good work. 5's
Adagio - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Thanks Johnny, alvin and Dee!
Rod W - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever and funny, 5s sewn together!
Guy - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This is as good or better than your previous parody on this song, "Bad Snowman". See:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles148.shtml

Great job Pat. Some of your best work here.
Adagio - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod and thanks Guy! :D
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, thought I voted this morning but then I remember it was a preview I saw. Great job - 5's. Hey, is that the "Guy" I think it is? Sure sounds like him...Welcome back if it's you...Welcome in, if you're not...
Adagio - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul.
Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) I love your "Come Together" parodies Pat. I know you have several and most amusing they are. Well done.
Adagio - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Guy.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above, still love it!
Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
The scarecrow from Oz gives you fives
Agrimorfee - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)Good stuff Maynardette.
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really funny, Pat.
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S Round: Sounds like a guy I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley... but REALLY wouldn't want to meet in a well lit alley! *G* Nice job.
Adagio - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, Rick, Agrimorfee, Phil and Melhi...:D
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of good lines. "I can smell you" line was my fave.
Adagio - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks JJ.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very Intriguing Adagio!
Adagio - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin!
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...good job...
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very strange....
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Sew...I think you found the needle in the haystack
Martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
As always the most original and imaginative use of language .. fabulous Adagio
Adagio - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and martha!

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