His feet up, he wears no frown
He's got me grinnin'
Without sound
His sarcasm, how it flows
No expression, so it goes.

He is called Spooky by name
His partner is a dad-burned dame.
Dad-burned dame with hair of fire
I know baby, she wounds with the satire

Abra-abra-cadabra
Those small green men will grab ya!
Abra-abra-cadabra
Green men will grab ya.

Was this one caught, they do ask why
They make a gaffe, and I do sigh
But they are learning of above
Ain't much what they can speak of.

Abra-abra-cadabra
Those small green men will grab ya!
Abra-abra-cadabra
Green men will grab ya.

There is some logic in their assess
Seems like magic if green men possess
Hold that bat now, has man-sized face
With scant clues they pursue a case.

There is logic in Gov.'s lies
But there's some tragic in their eyes
Just when Fox thinks he's gonna find a way
He hears those words that are meant to slay.

Abra-abra-cadabra
Those small green men will grab ya!
Abra-abra-cadabra
Green men will grab ya.

It's futile to solve this game
It's simply a doggone shame
That Fox Mulder did retire
Hear the baby, see the stakes get higher.

-instrumental-

Up he goes, the ship's around
They stretch his face all up and all down
Up he goes, the ship's around
They drill his nostrils all the way down
Up he goes, the ship's around
They drill inside his mouth, makes me frown.

- spooky alien spaceship instrumental ending -