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Song Parodies -> "Stout Mary"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Stout Mary"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

midi...http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_pq.htm
Look at that slob, what a pity.
Smirkin' at her bum, wonderin' what she weighs.
When she backs up every minute she's beepin'
I'm lookin' at the sway of all those chins.

Big hips keep on churnin'
Stout Mary keeps on comin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.

"Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis"
Stuffed lots of beignets down in New Orleans
I could never see her other side, what a pity
'Til I took a ride so that she could be seen.

Big hips keep on churnin'
Stout Mary keeps on comin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.

-instumental-

Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.

She will frown if you don't give her
Food she wanna, so you gotta give
You don't have to worry if you have no money
She'll take your fridge and be happy to forgive.

Big hips keep on churnin'
Stout Mary keeps on comin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.
Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.
Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.
Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 31

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Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Adagio. 5 5 5
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
well i thought it was funny - I liked you keeping "cleaned a lot of plates in memphis" - makes more sense in the parody - 555
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee and Stuart! It was a fun one to write.

Stuart, that 'cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis' fell in just the right spot and DID make sense, more sense than what I would have come up with.
Kristof Robertson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You're on a "roll" today, Adagio! 555
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof! Is that "roll" on her or a roll to be eaten? lol
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, had me LOL on this one, great stuff(ing)...5's
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Paul!
alvin rhodes - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
here's a parody with meat on its bones...love it...5s
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin!
Diddims - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Now here's a woman who's living! Why should ladies starve themselves to look pretty? Full-figured women are what I call "real women". "Big hips keep on churnin' Stout Mary keeps on comin' Rollin', rollin', rollin', thighs do quiver." Mah-volous! Very cute!
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...thnx, diddims!
Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
When you wrote this, were you sitting around the house? It's very hard to go wrong with a fat/overeating parody, and we're just eating this one up.
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael
Susanna Viljanen - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And then I contemplated myself on my "The Boxer" parody "I was such a fatso with ten kilos had to go..." Yup, I know what it was to be overweight (but not obese, though). This is a very stinging parody. Since obesity is a problem all around the Western world, and since 60% of American youth are overweight, this song gives some food for thought. Slight overweight does not harm (actually, for a woman it gives some figure), but severe obesity is unhealthy and makes you prone to arterial diseases and diabetes.
Adagio - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You are right, Susanna, there are risks with obesity. I certainly wasn't endorsing her obesity. This is an acceptable way to 'get it out of our system' since we are limited in the kind of parody we do.
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"When she backs up every minute she's beepin' " ..... LOL!!! 5's
Adagio - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great humour and I'm always a fan of internal rhyming for each sentence. 555lbs.
Adagio - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM). 555 pills of Simvastatin and Lipitor for you.
Adagio - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks K1 !!
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job! Once again, DKTOS, but i like the imagery!
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Someone gave this lady a VCR for Christmas last year. She opened, she looked and declared. Oh how cute a pager. This was PHAT.

Can't believe I missed this but then I did miss pretty much the entire first half of October on amiright.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved it yet again, Adagio. And I think ASh needs to be renamed DKTOS! :-)
Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash, Guy and Kristof!
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
One of my judgements for a great parody is this. I try to do it. I fail. Someone else does it and I say "Of course! I wish I'd thought of that!" But I didn't, and now I don't have to. 555
Adagio - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick!
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Heap big fun
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL!
Adagio - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri and Melhi.
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I too liked the "cleaned a lot of plates" part. Also the "beepin'" part. Well done.
Tim Hall - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Attention Lane Bryant shoppers!
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude and Tim!
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--I have to agree that the plate cleaning line was the best...
big and byootiful - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
oh, so you like to make fun of fat people? that is realy great. glad everyone luaghed so much, but i don't think that's a very Christian thing to do.
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Adagio - I was going to repeat my respect for your retention of "Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis" then I saw I said it last time!

I hate it when I pinch my own comments...
Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart.
John Jenkins - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
For me, the "could never see her other side, what a pity" line was best. Well done, Adagio.
Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John J.
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny parody of a superb song .. but I can see why it could cause offence... but if you took all of the songs off this website that could offend someone.......
Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks martha!! And I agree with what you said. (Just can't figure out why this fat song is more offensive than the ..oh...thousands that have appeared here. A clue anyone?)
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, be it fat or thin, no matter. Good 'parody'...
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM...see above vote and comment..funny as hell..5's
Adagio - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin and thanks again Dee and Johnny.
Spaff.com - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, I actually understood this one. (Must be from inhaling that stuff on my beignets.) I particularly like the beepin' and Memphis/New Orleans lines.
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering where that beeping sound came from so early. "She'll take your fridge and be happy to forgive." Heh heh. Nice one Adagio.
Adagio - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff and 2nz :-)
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Liked the beeping line also.
Adagio - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc!
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - See my earlier comment - this is really good!
Adagio - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul
Red Ant - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is hilarious and obviously paced very well. I think perhaps varying the chorus a bit might have been better, maybe something like "Pig squeals like she's runting/Stout Mary's food a-hunting" for even more over the top absurd, but that may have drawn lower votes. I dunno, just thinking. Oh, 5s. ;-)
Adagio - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack.

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