Rayon wear and cozy quips
Sit down, chums, we've our friendship
"Echoed voices in the night."
We've an artless spirit in an endless night.

Woo hoo witty women
We can harmonize
Woo hoo witty women
We got the croon in our cries.

We jelled, we voiced sound, what a sight
Glanced at our notes, a choir sight.
Lazy, was she, with her common broom
And she drove us all to madness with her shiver croon.

Woo hoo witty women
We can harmonize
Woo hoo witty women
We got the croon in our cries.

(musical interlude)

Ah, ah, ah, (she shrieks) ah, ah ,(aaii) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, (she shrieks) ah, ah, (aaiiiiiii) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Although you want to stuff her
Mouth full of mashed 'taters
She's been keepin' all those rumors fed
But there's some tenors showin' frowns, she is still around
She can block your ears up tight until they all have bled.

Woo hoo screechy woman
Key so high we cry.
Woo hoo screechy woman,
We got the tune, she just tries.