-> "Desiree"
Original Song Title:
"Desiree"
Parody Song Title:
"Desiree"
Parody Written by:
Vijay Wunnava
The Lyrics
(To be sung to the tune of Neil DIamond's Desiree)
It was the third of june
On that summer's day
Well I became a man
At the hands of a girl
Who was twice my age
She's forty now
And still having fun
It ain't so much
Her charms as such
As it's her men are young
Yes, the men are young
Desiree
Oh, Desiree
Five years from now
You'll be nine times as old as
This lousy song
How dare you sing along
Remember, Desiree
Oh, Desiree
I'm sure you knew
I was only fifteen
On that fateful night
There's laws that say that just ain't right
You were never very bright
Ten years down the line
Another sleepless night
Well I toss and I turn
While the thought of you burns
Up and down my mind
For you were there and gone
No looking back
But I continue on
With an annoying son
Who's claims he's Jack
My own son Jack
Desiree
Oh, Desiree
Five years from now
You'll be three times as old as
Our poor son
My heart is weak, but my math is strong
Remember, Desiree
Oh, Desiree
I'm sure you knew
I was only fifteen
On that fateful night
There's laws that say that just ain't right
You were never very bright
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