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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Horn..."

Original Song Title:

"Play Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Horn..."

Parody Written by:

Nell Diamond

The Lyrics

I am music
With notes of your choosing
I'm sad or amusing
I'm belting or crooning... the tuning's right... every night... my baby
Tunes you like to play
Tunes to light your way
Tunes for night and day
June songs that last til May... every day... this I say... come play me
So when the bells toll in the morn
Be Gabriel, I'll be the horn, blow me

I'm like nutrition
I serve as your kitchen
Your health I'm enrichin'
For that is my mission... my niche in life... fork to knife... don't waste me
Food to fill up your soul
Food that is free of mold
Food that is new not old
Chewed up or swallowed whole... that's my role... hot or cold... come taste me
And when the stars come into view
Hungry you are, I am the food, eat me

We are technology
We have the knowledge, we
Have to acknowledge
community college... my memory's... very weak... upgrade me
Memory's come so far
Memory's raised the bar
Memory's getting large
10 Megs - not what it was
Help my cause... just because... upgrade me
I have a meg, you have a gig
Don't make me beg... please make me big, byte me

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RabidSportsFan! - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This starts out okay, but the byte me verse is a reach.
Horn Player - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Who are you?
Nell Diamond - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This came up twice. How can I get this one off here?

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