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Song Parodies -> "I Am Quite Dead"

Original Song Title:

"I Am, I Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Quite Dead"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This OS has the dumbest lyrics like "the sound of being alone" and "not even the chair". It is my duty to make fun of it.
L.A. sucks, the sun shines and I duck
And I wear a lot of black
My teeth grow, I age real slow
And you know I keep skulking about
Looking for "love", Jack

Well, I'm Transylvania born and crazed
But nowadays, I sleep on through the day
L.A.'s mine, at night I roam
Streets I comb, need some victims to score

I am quite dead
And blood I drink
And no one screams at all
Not even the sink
I was, I died!
A bat bit I
And I became a vamp, I'm one creepy guy
Still I can't get my fill

Did you ever read about a dude who dreamed of being a vamp?
And then became one?
Well, except for the flicks like that Dracula trickster
If you talk about me, the gory's the same fun

But I got a grumpiness deep in here
And I'm feared, but it don't make my day
And I'm not a man, I'm a monster
And there is no cure for the curse of being this way

I am quite dead
And blood I drink
And no one screams at all
Not even the sink
I was, I died!
A bat bit I
And I became a vamp, I'm one creepy guy
Still I can't get my fill

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Paul Robinson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Have 'Fives", I said...Sir, you have performed your duty well ~ ~ ~
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
"A bat bit I"...clever phrasing, Rick. 555
carol - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
this is a parody I can sink my teeth into 555
Count von Pacholek - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That's one! One funny parody you have written! Ah ah! (OK, you've written hundreds, but who has time to Count them all?)
PMS - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent job! Now I'll be able to listen to the OS w/o barfing.
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved your "not even the sink" tribute to "not even a chair", Rick - LOL - 555
Johnny D - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I can see you miss Buffy.
Rick D - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, you're right. We're even watching reruns of "Angel"
Linda - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Gosh, that was so funny, "A bat bit I" is my fav. part, gotta email this link to all my friends, they'll love it, thanks!

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