Song Parodies -> I'm Ham, I Said
| Original Song Title: | "I Am, I Said" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Ham, I Said" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
for this swine...the sun shines...most the time
and i'm squealin' and laid back
as i grow...in time, i'll go...and i know i'll be
killed and laid out...time that i've paid back
well, i'm newborn piggy...born to braise
but nowadays...i'm fed and cared for
farms are fine...i love my home
leavin' home...i won't be live no more
i'm ham...i said
they'll shave my hair
and i'll be dead and bald
and left hangin' there
i'm ham, i cried
i'm ham, said i
and life is lost and i
was just bred to die
but i am lovely, still
did you ever read about a dog
who dreamed of seein' hong kong
and then they just ate 'em
well, except for the taste
and the type of the species
if you think about me
its almost verbatim
though, i've got some tastiness deep inside
i'm real scared and i don't wanna go
i'll end up a ham, who is well prepared
but i'd never dare to leave town...and live on my own
i'm ham...i said
they'll shave my hair
and i'll be dead and bald
and left hangin' there
i'm ham, i cried
i'm ham, said i
and life is lost and i
was just bred to die
but i am lovely, still
and i'm squealin' and laid back
as i grow...in time, i'll go...and i know i'll be
killed and laid out...time that i've paid back
well, i'm newborn piggy...born to braise
but nowadays...i'm fed and cared for
farms are fine...i love my home
leavin' home...i won't be live no more
i'm ham...i said
they'll shave my hair
and i'll be dead and bald
and left hangin' there
i'm ham, i cried
i'm ham, said i
and life is lost and i
was just bred to die
but i am lovely, still
did you ever read about a dog
who dreamed of seein' hong kong
and then they just ate 'em
well, except for the taste
and the type of the species
if you think about me
its almost verbatim
though, i've got some tastiness deep inside
i'm real scared and i don't wanna go
i'll end up a ham, who is well prepared
but i'd never dare to leave town...and live on my own
i'm ham...i said
they'll shave my hair
and i'll be dead and bald
and left hangin' there
i'm ham, i cried
i'm ham, said i
and life is lost and i
was just bred to die
but i am lovely, still
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This ham is smokin! cured just right..hang fives
Such a sad story... but it could be worse: There could be a "Goat Writhin' In the Sty"! Not to mention "Ate 'em/verbatim" was a GREAT rhyme. You've earned the right to ham it up here.
LOL...funny one. That phrase, "i'm ham, I am", will stick me for the longest time. At least it got my submission for today out of my brain...thanks. 5's : D
This parody has made me decide to give up eating not only ham, but also pork and bacon....hehehehe; yeah, right! 555
thanks AFW michael (lol) adagio and kristof
Neil Diamond's such a ham himself --- wash this parody down with a jug o'cracklin' rose at Brother Pork's Traveling Barbecue Show!
poor piggy! But a tasty parody...5's ~ ~ ~
555
thanks johnny (lol) paul and PMS
You schinken, therefore, you ham. A fine swine song. 5s
thanks john
You're bacon up a good parody with this one, 555's
thanks larry
I took a peek at this pork and was not disappointed... :-D
I laughed so much I split my sides (of Bacon) :)
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