Song Parodies -> Filled Up on Baked Beans
| Original Song Title: | "Forever in Blue Jeans" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Filled Up on Baked Beans" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
There comes a time in every parodist's life, lamentable as it may be, when they must just once stoop to 'bodily function' humor... That time is now...
Had a drink
And sat and pondered just how much I stink
And I know that you would not be here with me
If you'd known I'd be
All filled up on baked beans
Toilet seat
It gets a workout, backside's packin' heat
You'll have to pardon me
I got to say - out of my way
Watch out for these baked beans
No sex tonight
Or sleep tonight, you and I
Think my a**hole's on fire
Nothing abounds
But the sounds of my bowels
Openin' wide
Need a cork
I can't believe how hard it is to walk
Got to admit me to Emergency
With much urgency
Erupting those baked beans, babe
And sat and pondered just how much I stink
And I know that you would not be here with me
If you'd known I'd be
All filled up on baked beans
Toilet seat
It gets a workout, backside's packin' heat
You'll have to pardon me
I got to say - out of my way
Watch out for these baked beans
No sex tonight
Or sleep tonight, you and I
Think my a**hole's on fire
Nothing abounds
But the sounds of my bowels
Openin' wide
Need a cork
I can't believe how hard it is to walk
Got to admit me to Emergency
With much urgency
Erupting those baked beans, babe
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Your goal of truly gory has been attained. (!)
Pure artistry (or did I leave the 'F' out?)... truly boweled over... must admit, I've blown off the occasional "bodily function" parody, too ;-)
Phil
Phil
Nice work. Especially liked the "backside's packin' heat" line.
Thanks all! Gotta give credit where credit is due - this was 90% Pippin! (And we must have been hit by the '1 guy' this morning as this only had 3's when I got here - sigh)
Yes ! I admit it - I am the half that's likely to be putting out (as such) the farty jokes ! I love the way Meridoc ran for cover under the guise of giving me the credit ! Ha !
Side splitting. easy flowing . Artistic and just plain good !
Great work, funny!
I must admit I had visuals!
brilliant
Just Great . At last something with in which I have something in common............
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