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Song Parodies -> "Filled Up on Baked Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Forever in Blue Jeans"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Filled Up on Baked Beans"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

There comes a time in every parodist's life, lamentable as it may be, when they must just once stoop to 'bodily function' humor... That time is now...
Had a drink
And sat and pondered just how much I stink
And I know that you would not be here with me
If you'd known I'd be
All filled up on baked beans

Toilet seat
It gets a workout, backside's packin' heat
You'll have to pardon me
I got to say - out of my way
Watch out for these baked beans

No sex tonight
Or sleep tonight, you and I
Think my a**hole's on fire
Nothing abounds
But the sounds of my bowels
Openin' wide

Need a cork
I can't believe how hard it is to walk
Got to admit me to Emergency
With much urgency
Erupting those baked beans, babe

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 19

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Royce Miller - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Your goal of truly gory has been attained. (!)
Phil Alexander - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Pure artistry (or did I leave the 'F' out?)... truly boweled over... must admit, I've blown off the occasional "bodily function" parody, too ;-)

Claude Prez - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work. Especially liked the "backside's packin' heat" line.
Meriadoc - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Gotta give credit where credit is due - this was 90% Pippin! (And we must have been hit by the '1 guy' this morning as this only had 3's when I got here - sigh)
Peregrine - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes ! I admit it - I am the half that's likely to be putting out (as such) the farty jokes ! I love the way Meridoc ran for cover under the guise of giving me the credit ! Ha !
The Bono - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Side splitting. easy flowing . Artistic and just plain good !
Filan - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work, funny!
mandamoo - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I must admit I had visuals!
Carnie - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
AJ - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Just Great . At last something with in which I have something in common............

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