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Song Parodies -> "Darn Those Socks"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Darn Those Socks"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Darn Those Socks!
Left 'em on her dresser
Dumb as rocks,
Takes no second guesser,,

Cheatin' wife, I'd risked my life,
For ten minutes of fun..
Complete insane, off chain, my brain
To do..what I shouldn't have done..
I shouldn't have done..

Darn Those Socks!
Rushed, forgot my argyles
Ran four blocks
Crawled another two miles..

Got back home, breathin' dry foam
Snuck into bed with spouse, Joyce
Half asleep. says, "Dear, this bedroom smells like beer"
Can't speak, I'd lost my voice..

Next day, knocks..
Nothin' that could save me
Darn Those Socks!
That her husband gave me..




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alvin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
sad tale of woe....funny, too
Andria - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked this parody, and it was a vast improvement over the OS. As for socks, I buy the cheapest ones I can, because I lose them often and I usually wear shoes that cover them up. Great job, and 5s.
TJC - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW... a darn near perfect pair-ody
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
love the play on the word "darn" AFW, and it reminds me a little of the Bruce Willis scene in Pulp Fiction where he had to retrieve his watch - 555
2Eagle - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Did those gym socks smell too much? Darned good.
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
It's usually not socks that give the game away for me Agri...it's the used 14 inch prophyl....I'll say no more. ;-D 555
AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, I guess it is a tale of woe..and whoa...and thanks, Andria..parody's just fantasy..the only place I really lose socks is in the laundry, sometimes...and thanks, TJC...good pun, there....thanks, Stuart...PulP Fict. yeah...great film...and thanks, 2Eagle..and thanks, Kristoff..funny comment
Peregrin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi AFW! Enjoyed this one, and like Stu, loved the play on darn!
MrMacphisto - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Kristof... it's not usually socks that give it away...5-5-5
AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin
AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
True, but condoms would be too matter of fact and obvious..and thanks, MrMacphisto
MissCupCakes - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, " you're too darn Hot " . . . in that Double-Wide of yours, Sir L'Air de Farce, Royal Duke 0'Edge!
LilHeart0'Cakes - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, L'Air de Farce, The Mighty Duke 0'Edge, ~~ H A P P Y ~ V A L E N T I N E ' s ~ D A Y to you, in that Bordello-Red Double-Wide of yours, Sir ! ((x))
AFW - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, Happy Valentine's Day to you, too...Baby And a smooch from me and my pooch, Sniffy
Andria - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Happy Valentine's Day, AFW!
AFW - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you...And a Happy Val's Day to you, Andria..

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