Song Parodies -> Crack My Nosey

Original Song Title:

"Cracklin' Rosie"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

  
Parody Song Title:

"Crack My Nosey"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

crack my nose because i'm bored
i can't abide how my schnozz began to grow
look how it goes
i hate my nose
have made me a date to get rhinoplasty

stitch me up...i don't mind pain
nothing to fear...i'm not scared...it can't go wrong
waited so long
to do what i want
i know i'll be pleased
yeah, i know i'll be happy soon

oh, i hope my nose is wild
he's got the tools to make it snappy
brand new me...i'll be in style
crackin' my nose till it looks quite stunning
crackin' my nose till its looks becoming
its ugly to me, doc
and won't stop running on

break it now...break it now...i'll pay ya

crack my nose and make me smile
doc, if it takes many hours..that's alright
even all night
i know that it might
its been my dream
and your skill i don't question, yeah
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Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You new around here? Welcome. I've had a parody of Cracklin' Rosie in the works for months now and can't get the damn thing finished. Good job. "Running on." Heh heh.
Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Original, well paced, all 'round 5s and welcome! Write more.
mac - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song. And good luck with you nose.
Peregrin - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
As someone who has had a rhinoplasty, I nose what the subject of this song is going through !
Johnny D - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! 5's
Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This one 'cracked' me up! I laughed right thru my nose! Perfect pacing!
Zeth - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL that was so freakin funny
alvin - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks all

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