Song Parodies -> Crack My Nosey
| Original Song Title: | "Cracklin' Rosie" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crack My Nosey" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
crack my nose because i'm bored
i can't abide how my schnozz began to grow
look how it goes
i hate my nose
have made me a date to get rhinoplasty
stitch me up...i don't mind pain
nothing to fear...i'm not scared...it can't go wrong
waited so long
to do what i want
i know i'll be pleased
yeah, i know i'll be happy soon
oh, i hope my nose is wild
he's got the tools to make it snappy
brand new me...i'll be in style
crackin' my nose till it looks quite stunning
crackin' my nose till its looks becoming
its ugly to me, doc
and won't stop running on
break it now...break it now...i'll pay ya
crack my nose and make me smile
doc, if it takes many hours..that's alright
even all night
i know that it might
its been my dream
and your skill i don't question, yeah
i can't abide how my schnozz began to grow
look how it goes
i hate my nose
have made me a date to get rhinoplasty
stitch me up...i don't mind pain
nothing to fear...i'm not scared...it can't go wrong
waited so long
to do what i want
i know i'll be pleased
yeah, i know i'll be happy soon
oh, i hope my nose is wild
he's got the tools to make it snappy
brand new me...i'll be in style
crackin' my nose till it looks quite stunning
crackin' my nose till its looks becoming
its ugly to me, doc
and won't stop running on
break it now...break it now...i'll pay ya
crack my nose and make me smile
doc, if it takes many hours..that's alright
even all night
i know that it might
its been my dream
and your skill i don't question, yeah
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You new around here? Welcome. I've had a parody of Cracklin' Rosie in the works for months now and can't get the damn thing finished. Good job. "Running on." Heh heh.
Original, well paced, all 'round 5s and welcome! Write more.
Good song. And good luck with you nose.
As someone who has had a rhinoplasty, I nose what the subject of this song is going through !
This is hilarious! 5's
This one 'cracked' me up! I laughed right thru my nose! Perfect pacing!
LOL that was so freakin funny
thanks all
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