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Song Parodies -> "Gratuitary Gland"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Gratuitary Gland"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This parody is about how I don't like to tip people if they're not concientious of their body's fluids. I don't know about you, but if service people sneeze, pick their nose or other vulgar things while I'm eating it affects my gratuitary gland. This is also a take from Johnny D's Salivary Gland Parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/neildiamond92.shtml. P.S. -- Please excuse the extra sylable on the lines that replace solitary man with gratuitary gland. However, I think it'll still fit okay, thanks.

The waitress was fine
Till the time
That I found her
Picking nose
Over toast

The soup wasn't warm
Left me torn
That's what I bought?
Booger soup
It tastes like poop


Lets say that I flipped
Forget tipping please call me...
A cab okay?
I don't play games I'm sorry
It's genetic mam
Gratuitary gland
Gratuitary gland


I order a beer
Say cheers
Drink a tall one
Bar keep sneezed
I said Jeez

I watch his nose run
Dripping some
I won't tip him
I hate snot
What's your thoughts?


Don't know what I swilled
But I still almost lost it
I didn't pay
I went away still caustic
It's genetic man
Gratuitary gland
Gratuitary gland


( INSTRUMENTAL )


Wont tip dinner bills
Feeling ill I want service
A host must wait
And not make me too nervous
It's genetic man
Gratiutary gland
Gratuitary gland...Gratuitary gland...Gratuitry gland



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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever ... well-written ... and ... YIKES! ;-)
alvin rhodes - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This is why I RARELY TIP! Great stuff, Lionel...to a fave song of mine. 555
Adagio - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I WAS hungry!
Lionel Mertens - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, but thanks for the 5's Adagio
Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Somebody's nose, the troubles you've seen! Five tissues.

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