Song Parodies -> Kentucky Harpy
| Original Song Title: | "Kentucky Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kentucky Harpy" |
| Parody Written by: | Reggie Walsh |
Tonight, On April 19, 2005, I wrote this for the 37th birthday of its title character.
Kentucky Harpy performs with her own kind of blight.
She thinks playing "heroines" who do all wrong is all right.
And she's creepy, God knows she's creepy!
Kentucky Harpy! Still fans applaud her
And bafflingly laud her, Kentucky Harpy!
Joanna Eris, she stabs many men with her knife,
Blood-curdlingly screams "Merry Christmas!" while snuffing out life.
The Grinch would envy, oh yes how he'd envy!
Joanna Eris -- still "Eye" does love her!
Oh, yes how "Eye" loves her! Kentucky Harpy!
And as that cop, Jessica Shepard, on the beat,
No gentle touch!
From that one girl, in you face
Street vengeance!
Beware her quick
Nose-smashing kick!
Oh, Jessica Shepard! If ever she views you.
She'll likely abuse you! Kentucky Harpy!
She thinks playing "heroines" who do all wrong is all right.
And she's creepy, God knows she's creepy!
Kentucky Harpy! Still fans applaud her
And bafflingly laud her, Kentucky Harpy!
Joanna Eris, she stabs many men with her knife,
Blood-curdlingly screams "Merry Christmas!" while snuffing out life.
The Grinch would envy, oh yes how he'd envy!
Joanna Eris -- still "Eye" does love her!
Oh, yes how "Eye" loves her! Kentucky Harpy!
And as that cop, Jessica Shepard, on the beat,
No gentle touch!
From that one girl, in you face
Street vengeance!
Beware her quick
Nose-smashing kick!
Oh, Jessica Shepard! If ever she views you.
She'll likely abuse you! Kentucky Harpy!
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