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Song Parodies -> "Sanguinary Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Sanguinary Man"

Parody Written by:

Adagio and Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Her vena looks fine,
Blood like wine,
Should I bite her?
Crimson gin,
Neck so slim.
Red hue is real strong,
How I long,
For a blood clot.
Bit right through,
And turned her blue.

Don't think that I'll kill,
It's my will that does blind me.
But she's the prey,
Don't let the daylight find me.
I'm just what I am,
A sanguinary man.
Sanguinary man.

There's no need to fear,
If you dare,
Love's so absurd.
There's no sting,
Little thing.

I see there's been one,
Bitin' done,
Once before, and who knew?
Blood is strong,
You belong.

Don't know that I'll kill.
I can will immortal'ty
Hope that she'll stay.
In the coffin beside me.
I'm just what I am
A sanguinary man
Sanguinary man

Don't know that I'll kill.
I can will immortal'ty
Hope that she'll stay.
In the coffin beside me.
I'm just what I am
A sanguinary man
Sanguinary man
Sanguinary man'
Sanguinary man.'


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Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
You know that I will
Stay until fives I've voted
Hope that will say
How much I am devoted
To your words so wise
Adagio and Guy
'dagio and Guy

Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Campy and Vanpy!
Michael Pacholek - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I knew it: Guy sucks! (chuckle chuckle) But this was good.
Jeffery - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done you 2!
Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, all (MP, I'm part of the duo, too)
Meriadoc - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody really has a bite! ;-)
Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Mer!

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