-> "Bummer Ones Slavering Tangential Vote"
Original Song Title:
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bummer Ones Slavering Tangential Vote"
Parody Written by:
Tunes Fouled by Ones Dweeb
The Lyrics
This one's uptight.
He's/she's [etc.]aggrieved—so thumbs down.
"Oh, it's so gross!" he groaned, "It's not sweet!"
Stooge sinks the vote.
Just a benighted clown.
Admits that the song has a good beat,
"But it's crapulent!
Won't even give threes,
'Cause, my God! there's poop,
sex, and even pee!!"
It's Ones
Bummer Ones slavering tangential vote.
Thinks he's a savior,
But his lame behavior
Is just a joke.
I cast my vote:
Bummer Ones blows.
Rube's a dunderhead pill,
And you can almost bet,
If you're 'gainst his pol pet, you're mockin'
His backed Ahole,
You might get fives on pace,
But other votes are gonna be slim.
Artless softhead schmoe
Arbiter of taste—
At least, he thinks so—
Halfassed, vague, and lame.
It's Ones
Bummer Ones slavering tangential vote.
Thinks he's a savior,
But his lame behavior
Is just a joke.
I cast my vote:
Bummer Ones blows.
Sermon:
"Take your keyboard hands
And type things my way.
If you don't, I know
I'll go the ones way."
Halfwit, halfwit, halfwit, halfwit, halfwit, halfwit, halfwit.
It's Ones
Bummer Ones slavering tangential vote
Thinks he's a savior,
But his/her lame behavior
Is just a joke
I cast my vote:
Bummer Ones blows.
"Amend!"
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