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Song Parodies -> "John Kerry Lines"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"John Kerry Lines"

Parody Written by:

Jim Loftus

The Lyrics

In Vietnam, that's where we came to know him,
The Viet Cong were growin' strong,
And in the Spring, and throughout most of summer
War hero Kerry banged his gong
War--talk of War--how he served--how he saved--saved his troops--

John Kerry Lines(bop-bop-ba)
Sound bites never seemed so good
And Terry Heinz(bop bop ba)
His wife says what's on her mind but now I...

Look at the polls, the race can't be much closer
Too bad the choice is just these two,
It makes me hurt, hurt that we have to shoulder
Four more with Ker or Dubya
Hands--show me hands--reach 'em out--tell me how--you're tired of:

John Kerry Lines(bop-bop-ba)
Sound bites never seemed so good
And Terry Heinz(bop bop ba)
His wife says what's on her mind (too often)...




c2004 LoftusongsJimLoftus

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Guy - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This seems fair or balanced for political parody. Well done. Polls say this parody's approval rating is up to 55.5%.
Airfarcewon - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Like the title blend....reads well...and well paced...5's
John Barry - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The third verse says it all.
Meriadoc - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely balanced.
Kat - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever! Good job.
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Just as soon have a roomful of monkys as Kerry or Bush...good job...5's

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