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Song Parodies -> "Pay Me"

Original Song Title:

"Play Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Me"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

It's Girl Scout Cookie time again...
It was morning
And I heard knocking
And when I opened
That door to find her
She was there
She softly said
Please pay me

For I've saught cookies
From a Girl Scout troop
I so craved those
Lemon Pastry Cremes
But I dont know why, I dont know why
Come lately

I have your box
Good afternoon
Here's your receipt
Your macaroons
Pay me

Treats she sold to me
Mints she brang to me
Filled my gut with glee
Peanut buttery
Filled my mouth
I cried aloud
Not fat free

I have your box
Good afternoon
Here's your receipt
Your macaroons
Pay me

And so it was
That I ate the cookies
Straight from the box
Passing their way through me
Another knock
Another box
Would save me

I have your box
Good afternoon
Here's your receipt
Your macaroons
Pay me

I have your box
Good afternoon
Here's your receipt
Your macaroons
Pay me

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alvin rhodes - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
cool little parody, you've written here
John Jenkins - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I have a weakness for Girl Scout cookies (especially Samoas) and can definitely relate to this parody. I particularly like the "gut with glee/peanut buttery" couplet.
Agrimorfee - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Filled my glut with glee, indeed. Glad I took the time to read it. 555
Shawna - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! :)

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